Part VI
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
First pic is my pecker cleaning a horse...
That is my side job. I clean horse sheaths...i have to get up to my elbow inside the boys of the barn. Gotta keep em clean. and with what I get paid....I can make more cleaning 20 horse parts a week than most will make on their desk jobs
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
This is the song that I hum inmy head while I clean. Helps to pass the time. (hello mudda hello fadda tune)
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
Ivory Soap in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
Ivory Soap in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
Fleet Owner
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 28,287
Likes: 6
From: BLT, MN
This is the song that I hum inmy head while I clean. Helps to pass the time. (hello mudda hello fadda tune)
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
Ivory Soap in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
Ivory Soap in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
Smokin
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 8,849
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First pic is my pecker cleaning a horse...
That is my side job. I clean horse sheaths...i have to get up to my elbow inside the boys of the barn. Gotta keep em clean. and with what I get paid....I can make more cleaning 20 horse parts a week than most will make on their desk jobs
That is my side job. I clean horse sheaths...i have to get up to my elbow inside the boys of the barn. Gotta keep em clean. and with what I get paid....I can make more cleaning 20 horse parts a week than most will make on their desk jobs
You are a stronger woman than I, Moose. Do you have gloves that go up to your elbow?
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Joined: Sep 2008
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From: VA
Well, Ive got yet another contracting job to put under my business! QC Contractor! The previous contractor just couldnt handle the volume of houses to inspect and he also lived a few hours drive to the majority of the houses. I live less than 30 minutes from them! I had emailed this company 2 months ago and she said "youre services arent needed at this time". Well looks like persistence paid off! I would go in after contractors (BRENT!) and make sure they did the work not to code, but to the companies standards. They "manage" vacant properties and those contractors make sure theyre winterized, fix damage, blah blah blah. Im pretty excited. My business finally has another client! lol
Post Fiend
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From: Millbrook Alabama
According to that picture she was Au Naturale.
Postmaster
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From: Brinklow Md
Property manager is probably the one behind the whole robbery crap! I was in property management and even though it was apartments, without the tenants you wont be making money. So spending a little $$ to make them happy and customers of those businesses feel safer SHOULD be a no brainer. Hell, put up the dummy cameras for a start!
This is the song that I hum inmy head while I clean. Helps to pass the time. (hello mudda hello fadda tune)
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
Ivory Soap in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
Ivory Soap in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
Thats hilarous!
Edit, Tristan thats great new man!
Postmaster
Joined: Sep 2008
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From: VA
Got the WW today. Looks like someone saw the "Maggie Moos" on the box and thought it was ice cream because it was opened up when it got here! The WW is there along with instructions and some o-rings.
It is great news! Maybe this client wont try to screw me over on payments.
Thanks again for the WW, Chris!
Thanks, Jay!
Postmaster
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From: Moonlight Moose Enclosure
Lisa I refuse to wear gloves. Its just better to go without. Get a better feel. Been doing this well over 20 years and have had hundreds of peckers in my hand
Motel just needs to be a thing of the past. Liens, back taxes, just time and energy going out like crazy and I'm spinning wheels and like I say gun issue the other night sealed the deal for me. My little one is in Texas and I want to be closer to her anyway so this has been a while coming. I have fought a good fight that I knew i ultimately could not and would not win. But my heart gave its all.
So I will go to Texas and clean sheaths all day like I used to.
Motel just needs to be a thing of the past. Liens, back taxes, just time and energy going out like crazy and I'm spinning wheels and like I say gun issue the other night sealed the deal for me. My little one is in Texas and I want to be closer to her anyway so this has been a while coming. I have fought a good fight that I knew i ultimately could not and would not win. But my heart gave its all.
So I will go to Texas and clean sheaths all day like I used to.