Let me tell you this is like having a frikken rattlesnake loose in the house. You are scared $%^&less to walk by anything that she could be under for fear of a claw will open your Achilles tendon in the blink of an eye. She is laying in wait. A demonic presence is felt in every room. We just no longer know which one. I no longer hear the growl or the hiss but I feel her very presence. By the prickling of my thumbs Something wicked this way comes. I need Cat Busters to get this being from out of the house. I am going to put on my gator chaps so I can walk around and know I am safe. I can see head lines tomorrow motel operator found mauled and by what appears to be a large wild cat [possibly a 900 pound tiger. Two kittens are found. Little do they know there are 3. The evil one is out there somewhere....just waiting. yes waiting.......

 

Haha that sounds like a Stephen King movie!

 

That has to be a real drag when it's the middle of May Sheldon.

best of luck Moose!!

 

Oh yeah Jay it really blows! Talk about my day going to hell today!

 

Afternoon everyone, Moose, jay, Sheldon, your funny Moose!!

 

Hey again Dave!

 

Morning everyone!

Moose your kitty stories crack me up!

I want some snow, Spoon! It is supposed to be 100+ again today and for the next say 5 months. lol.

Jay, how's your permagrin this morning?

 

8d :-d:-d:-d:-d:-d

Not sure why that did not work?

 

Hello everyone- just got moving from one base to another crappier one done, and now I finally got internet YEAH..... Anyways, I see that every now and then someone will post a youtube link to a cool song or something, so I figured I'd post one. Sometimes folks ask me why I leave my family to possibly die in some far off foreign country, and I think this video pretty much says it all. If you get the time, check it out.
YouTube - John Wayne "America - Why I Love Her"

 

Cris, I will gladly give ya all the snow ya want!

100 degrees F would kill me haha.

 

you so rock! I iwll never be able to say thank you enough.
I may have to call ya stateside to help with this frikken feline...i mean enemies foreign and domestic right?

This cats scream is like that "leave Brittany alone" video on youtube, just wailing in un ungodly way. I am at wits end. We have found the demons lair. My closet on the shelf behind the clothes on hangers. Ever walked into a dark walk in closet to grab a hoodie and have your clothes growl and hiss at you? Well I just did. Got hold of vet. Vet said some cats do this. He asked if she was just meowing loudly. I said Cooper this lil hussys head is spinning and shes spewing friskies for god sake. I said yesterday when we got her home I thought she had a stutter from the anesthetic cause she would go FFFF FFFF FFFF and i thought she was trying to say "F you" out of anger. But hell no she actually is literally hissing the words today. He said well she is just upset. I said upset? Upset? Upset would be her peeing in my slippers. I let him know I almost got a Dr. feline hysterectomy in my own closet because I got no warning hiss before removing my hoodie from its hanger.

I agree Jim hell with calling the vet again...time to call a priest!

 

Looks like the Permagrin is stuck in an infinite do-loop, complete with grin-stutter!

 

I love the way you tell a story!

 

yum

thats a good avatar, you are a funny guy.



is it working? I hope it does. feeling any better?








ps: Talk about surprises I got a real nice surprise this morning.

lets just say I think my wife does love me. I have to make an appointment with a marriage counselor today.

 

Moose, you are cracking me up, I do hope your kitty gets better soon. Can't have you getting attacked when you go to grab a hoodie.....

Hey Danny!! Nice to see you online again, we have missed you!

Ed that is fan-freaking-tastic news!!!! I am sooooo happy for you!