The casual encounter section of my local CL is an interesting read for me lately...

Unreal on what goes through peoples minds...

 

Now those are the bottom of the barrel types with REALLY freaky fetishes.

Hey, boy, you got a purdy mouth.

I was lookin for a place to rent once a few years ago, so I was checkin out CL...guy wanted a roomie for his horse ranch...real nice ad, seemed good, till it said at the bottom that he preferred a roommate who would satisfy him sexually.

I damn near called him up just to chew his ***. But...I figured then he'd have my phone number and I'd be just askin for trouble.

Ended up with a cop roommate instead. Worked out pretty well. Only problem with him is that all his girlfriends were screamers.

 

LOL! I just found this section and I read like 10 ads. I was sitting there thinkin "I wonder out of these 10 how many would I know?".

Yea, Ive been lucky with roomies when I was in college. Well I guess I should just say the apartment itself. Pretty thick walls and a floor separating each room.

 

Yeah, strange to think how many people you believe to be "normal" but may be posting ads in casual encounters. haha.

I've had some decent roomies, no real complaints. Officer save-a-ho (his nickname I gave him after a while) is still one of my friends. Man o man though, those girlies really hated me hahah.

Speaking of cops and girlies, hows that all going?

 

Im going over Friday night and fixing her dinner if all goes planned. Might just stay there all weekend. I talked to her today and asked her what kinda steak she liked the most and Id bring it. Lets just say I didnt expect the answer I got....

I will be goin over there regardless. Just kinda gotta get used to her schedule I reckon. She lives 30 seconds from my work so its not too bad!

 

I'm working on uploading the vids right now, youtube is a bit slow tonight.. Should be good for the morning...
.243 is a fun gun to shoot.

Oh bummer, sorry to hear about this. You doing alright?

which sux for those of us that cant use FB. I was on there, some time ago, but between customers and people I didnt want to find me, found me, I gave it up really quick. So, as always, I'll be here.lol

NOPE! more sun, more work, more money. Once the rains hit my work about dies altogether.

I got lots of those pics also...

Good point, tempting me= trouble...

You dont know me very well then...

damn right,
hmmm, well, I dont know Alicia, certain people bring it out in me..I guess we'll have to see. As far as the deck, well... You've only seen pictures, it's much better in person. I could tease you with deck pictures for quite awhile...


I'm game, let me know!! I've got my passport!

hell yeah! Canadian beer! hell, Canadian everything is great!
We used to work right on the border, and hop across for lunch at the Tudor...lol You might have heard of that one Joe.. Umm, good food, yeah, thats it...



So I hear, but I wonder why when I go to a job the husbands always leave and I get left alone with the pretty little wives who follow me around like puppy dogs...You know its bad when its the weekend and the wives are texting me...

That was one for a pretty little lady actually. In fact, she liked it so much, she had me back to build another, right off the master suite. $$$$$ good job to have...

Yes, you have. Youve seen more than most actually, you've even seen my deck ad. There's a chance Lisa, that you may know too much.
And all of the above is true, decks are huge around here, and its great money, easy work, and when I'm done, I'm the bbq hero. I go to about 10-12 bbq's a year, for people I hardly know. It's great! I get most of my new jobs that way.

NOW we are getting somewhere!!!

oh yes, we have a couple nude beaches here in Bellingham, sadly, I wouldnt want a picture of any of the people that go there. We actually have a pizza place that says "if you get a girl to come to the door naked, your pizza is free". Gotta love a college town...

LMAO!!!!!! Good call Lisa, great point of view.

Really good to see you man!

yeah, how is that going?EDIT- nevermind, just saw it. Bringing her some meat are ya Tristan? lol

 

Tube? Rare? hahahaha..
My fav kind too!

I like this girl.

Heya Brent. Doin good, getting ready to make my way to bed. I'm alright, just being a big ol whiny baby and feelin sorry for myself. Makes me want to kick my own ***.

Now that you mention it, I think I DO know too much about you.

How come they didn't have any pizza places like that where I went to college? I was poor enough, I'd order pizza and answer the door naked all the time!

 

Geez....go out for the night and come back to spanking and boobies! I'm just going to have to stay on here from now on. How is everybody?

 

Yea...all I got back was "TUBE!!"...its like we've picked right back up from high school...

Yea...Im kinda fond of her as well! lol

 

Yep. I know the Tudor... good food alright...

 

John you know full well that this thread degrades into middle school study hall, only thing we're missing is the spit ***** (unless Brendan is around).

What did ya do tonight? Take the wifey out on a hot date?

 

I see, as long as it's nothing serious. I'm not one to get all lovey, but we do care about you...
Yes, you do know too much about me...I was hoping after leaving this place for 2 months, you'd forget about me...

Good! and you?

the best food..lol

 

Yup! We went out and took the kids shopping for a couple of things. Ended up taking the Shepherds with us so dinner consisted of Chick-Fil-A since we couldn't leave them in the vehicle while we went in somewhere and sat down to eat. I've been off but going back to work tomorrow night.

Middle school study hall was a hoot for me. I rarely ever stayed in there. Most days I got sent to the office for doing stupid stuff. Never got in trouble though because our principal knew that I knew he played poker with my dad and a bunch of other guys every Friday night and didn't want me to tell everybody...LOL. So, I just sat there and goofed off.

Doing great my friend. How's business?

 

Just so we're on the same page, we're actually talking about the entertainment, right?

 

Thats one way of saying it I guess! Im going to cook her some meat...what she chooses is completely up to her...