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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by huntress
If that is what you think it is, go now... it will get worse. It is a simple procedure and I've seen many women get it taken care of. My mother, on the other hand is stubborn (I wonder where I get that from), and she put it off. She ended up in surgery, on morphine, and 3 days in the hospital because it progressed.

PLEASE go see a dr.

yea, what the new chick said!!!

we don't want nothin happinin to ya.
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:39 AM
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i think it might take 6 of us to drag her kickin and screaming into the docs office...m

maybe a couple rolls of duct tape...
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by megawatt00
Alicia asked nicely so now I am going to try a different approach.

GET YOUR AZZ TO THE DOCTORS!!!!!!!!!!!

It is much easier to hide form potentially bad new Lisa. You have many people here that really care about you. Go get your self checked and take it from there. You know that we will be here to help your through whatever it may be.

Or do we need to form a posse and bring you to the Doctors?

yea. do you really want me John and Jim coming into your work to drag you out kicking and screaming to take you to a doctor that we choose?


i'm thinking DR. Nick Riveara. what say you John and Jim??
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by powerstroke72
Yeah Lisa....what Jim said! Don't make me bring my Denali and make you ride in a GM...
I said I needed to go to the doctor, not look like a yuppie.

J/k. I got nothin against GMs...just sparkies.

Originally Posted by tjc transport
yea, what the new chick said!!!

we don't want nothin happinin to ya.
Thanks Tom I appreciate that.

Originally Posted by AzBlueWolf
i think it might take 6 of us to drag her kickin and screaming into the docs office...m

maybe a couple rolls of duct tape...
haha...well..depends on which of you are involved. John has handcuffs, and leg shakles...so...hmm.

Although, I CAN squeeze out of handcuffs. Don't ask me how I figured that one out.

Kickin? yes. Screaming? No. Throwing punches? yes.
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
yea. do you really want me John and Jim coming into your work to drag you out kicking and screaming to take you to a doctor that we choose?


i'm thinking DR. Nick Riveara. what say you John and Jim??
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
John has handcuffs, and leg shakles...so...hmm.

Although, I CAN squeeze out of handcuffs. Don't ask me how I figured that one out.
I'll bring the fur-lined ones so they won't chafe...
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by tjc transport
yea. do you really want me John and Jim coming into your work to drag you out kicking and screaming to take you to a doctor that we choose?


i'm thinking DR. Nick Riveara. what say you John and Jim??
Count me in...I'm always up for a roadtrip! and Dr. Nick beats the hell out of Kervorkian.
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by powerstroke72
I'll bring the fur-lined ones so they won't chafe...
If you want to keep me IN them, your best bet would be zip ties.

I know you guys carry zip ties around for people like me.
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 10:57 AM
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If you want to keep me IN them, your best bet would be zip ties.

I know you guys carry zip ties around for people like me.

Yup! I had three drunks to arrest one night and two sets of cuffs with no zip ties anywhere to be found and my backup was about 8 miles away. You ought to see three drunks handcuffed to each other's ankles and wrists. Looked like a drunken daisy chain.
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:19 AM
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did you get the leopard print cuffs, John?

 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by powerstroke72
Yup! I had three drunks to arrest one night and two sets of cuffs with no zip ties anywhere to be found and my backup was about 8 miles away. You ought to see three drunks handcuffed to each other's ankles and wrists. Looked like a drunken daisy chain.
I would pay to see that!
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by megawatt00
Alicia asked nicely so now I am going to try a different approach.

GET YOUR AZZ TO THE DOCTORS!!!!!!!!!!!

It is much easier to hide form potentially bad new Lisa. You have many people here that really care about you. Go get your self checked and take it from there. You know that we will be here to help your through whatever it may be.

Or do we need to form a posse and bring you to the Doctors?
I know there are people closser, but damn it, if they need a hand.. I will chip in.. GO GET CHECKED OUT..
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by powerstroke72
Yup! I had three drunks to arrest one night and two sets of cuffs with no zip ties anywhere to be found and my backup was about 8 miles away. You ought to see three drunks handcuffed to each other's ankles and wrists. Looked like a drunken daisy chain.
That's awesome. Good use of creativity!

Saw a COPS episode a few weeks back, 2 guys took a routine call and ended up in a situation where they had suspects running everywhere. This one big cop was trying to get a few guys under control in this house- he apprehended one, and then managed to keep that guy on the ground with his foot while puttin the cuffs on another. I was impressed.

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did you get the leopard print cuffs, John?

Kinky. I prefer mine in red velvet.
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by triskit16
I do remember most of it, but pictures are popping up on facebook that I dont remember...


Yea...its nasty...thinkin bout posting the pic up on here...lol

Come on down south and to the east, Jay. Ill hook you up with a few! haha
Thanks Bro!

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Nice ***** Tom.

Except, I think one is bigger than the other. Also, not sure if you've ever noticed, but the left boob seems to point up a bit....
LMAO

Originally Posted by AzBlueWolf
think she left some skidmarks in her panties?




its always the wrong people that whip out their boobies!
You got that right

Originally Posted by mongo75
Hey y'all, hows it going? Man, is it wrong when you get a buzz off of one beer? Damn, all I had to eat all day was 2 cups of coffee, and a couple of cans of soda. I should not eat more often, makes for a cheap drunk LOL!
Havn't had a chance to say this...

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Good morning all!

Brent - we have to get together one of these days.... SOON! I'm thinking AM mountainbiking, afternoon shooting (and blowing things up too maybe!) and then head somewhere to club it up! Drink as much as you want, I'll be the DD. First I need to relocate a little... AGAIN!

Who here is ready for some snow & snowboarding? ME! That's who!

Job interview today... wish me luck!
Good luck Brendan

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Better. Brought my heating blanket to work. I feel like an old person. All I'm missing is a friggin donut. lol

Thanks for asking!
MMMM....Donuts Oh, wrong donut. Lucky donut

Originally Posted by megawatt00
I went for interview #2 for the maint manager of the apartment complex, The genreral manager seemed really intrested even though I don't have the "degree". Her boss on the other hand stated that he feels that this position requires a degree in business management. I think that they are going to be hard pressed to find a hands on maint super that has the degree that he wants.

Tommorow is the interview with CI Medical. This is the job that I really want and they seem very intrested.
Good luck Jim
 
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Old Sep 16, 2009 | 11:55 AM
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OH NO!!!!!! Lisa


Hey y'all
 
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