Part V
Not a liberal...
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
To show you guys how well "liked" the guy that we fired yesterday was here in the plant, I give you an e-mail that was sent out by our QA Dept this morning. I X'd out the last names for safety. Read this, it's classic.
Gentlemen,
As you well know, The Company has suffered a great loss in the production area with the dismissal of Mr. Ken ****. When I say great loss to the production area, we actually mean the Quality Department as a whole. With this loss, we have found that our workload has been cut by more than 86.7% due to the lack of stupid questions, needless meetings, scrapped parts, numerous E-Mails, and excess time reading retarded, lame *** excused Non Conformance Reports. In light of these findings, we have determined that the following Lay-Offs and reassignments are needed:
Reassignment:
Rich *******: Senior "Gopher" and all around "Go get it Bitch".
Reassignment:
Tim ******: Assistant to the assistant that watches the new guy in Buffing polish parts(3rd shift)
Richard *****: Laid off
Reassignment:
Mike ********: SL-400 operator
One other Employee has made this list. Mostly because the majority of blame for this falls directly on his shoulders.
Reassignment:
Ryan ****. Trainer/SL-400
Gentlemen,
As you well know, The Company has suffered a great loss in the production area with the dismissal of Mr. Ken ****. When I say great loss to the production area, we actually mean the Quality Department as a whole. With this loss, we have found that our workload has been cut by more than 86.7% due to the lack of stupid questions, needless meetings, scrapped parts, numerous E-Mails, and excess time reading retarded, lame *** excused Non Conformance Reports. In light of these findings, we have determined that the following Lay-Offs and reassignments are needed:
Reassignment:
Rich *******: Senior "Gopher" and all around "Go get it Bitch".
Reassignment:
Tim ******: Assistant to the assistant that watches the new guy in Buffing polish parts(3rd shift)
Richard *****: Laid off
Reassignment:
Mike ********: SL-400 operator
One other Employee has made this list. Mostly because the majority of blame for this falls directly on his shoulders.
Reassignment:
Ryan ****. Trainer/SL-400
Gone Fishin for Mark
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From: West of Houston
Not sure who all (if any) might be interested but I just found a Vern Gosdin (old country)collection on Itunes. 101 songs for $9.99 Gonna take a mighty fair amount of beer to get through that much music.....
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From: VA
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From: Farmington, Minnesota
Originally Posted by jhand124 
Morning everyone, I is another fridgid one here -27°, I can't remember when the temps this cold for this long. I have to go check to see if the schools are going to be late.
Later
Apparently I has been 5 years since it has been this cold. My wife said it read -30° on her way to work this morning.
Morning everyone, I is another fridgid one here -27°, I can't remember when the temps this cold for this long. I have to go check to see if the schools are going to be late.
Later
Apparently I has been 5 years since it has been this cold. My wife said it read -30° on her way to work this morning.
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From: horicon Wi
Great I get to wrestle tomorrow. We were suposed to wreslte last years confrence champs(which we have a chance at beating) today but since school was canceled so was the meet so the other team decided to reschedule for tomorrow. Dammit. Now this means I can't eat today or tomorrow.
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From: BLT, MN
Thanks Tristan
Just don't eat and then 
Great I get to wrestle tomorrow. We were suposed to wreslte last years confrence champs(which we have a chance at beating) today but since school was canceled so was the meet so the other team decided to reschedule for tomorrow. Dammit. Now this means I can't eat today or tomorrow.
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From: horicon Wi
Snowboard season cometh..
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
