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If trace were around, there would be no pants to come off. I'd be naked in a record .2 seconds!
Baby show Mr. Brown a little boob and I'm sure you'll have a nice shiny exhaust tip by 6:00 tonight.
With Trace around you better be nekkid real fast or I am going to steal him
Mr. Brown just knocks and leaves, I never see him.....
Originally Posted by megawatt00
Damn show me and I'll have it there by 5:00
Will you bring me a shiny exhaust tip too
Originally Posted by AzBlueWolf
Ok...I saw that at the gym last week....girl kept having to pull her pants up while she was running...kinda distracting
Watched varsity blues this morning... wonder if Lisa would need 2 cans or 3 for a whip cream bikini
That's why you wear tight yoga pants to run on the treadmill on, I hate fighting to keep my pants up.
I am thinking she would only need 1 Don't want to OD on whip cream before you get to the goods
Originally Posted by megawatt00
I hate that feeling also. I have a hard time coming out of the anethesia. I always try to "fight" it off.
I fought off the anethesia the first time, the second time I sat straight up in recovery and demaned a bean burrito from taco hell, no oin's and add SC and mater with extra hot sauce. lol.
Sure.....what time does Troy leave for work???????
Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
I fought off the anethesia the first time, the second time I sat straight up in recovery and demaned a bean burrito from taco hell, no oin's and add SC and mater with extra hot sauce. lol.
LOL. alright well, we can kidnap Toby Keith. You keep one for a week and Ill keep one for a week and then we'll negotiate a trade.
Yeah. I got pants with ties in the waistband, but the strings are slippery and they always come untied.
I finally got the bra situation worked out though. These babies don't tame easily. The most annoying thing is when the straps fall down.
Okay, Toby and Trace it is!!
Thats why you gotta wear pants with no ties on them, mine are just tight thin cotton pants. I love these pants, actually use them as sleep pants also since they are so comfortable.
WHEN I finally get my *** on the treadmill, I don't have your boob problem. Mine tame too easily. lol.
Just got this email, if y'all don't hear from me for a while I am busy spending my 7.5mil that the FBI thinks I am due. WOOHOO
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Payment Code: R5780906K
Reg No: 132521093
Date: February 20, 2009
APPROVAL NOTICE:
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum of $7.5Million USD your impending funds, which was intercepted,has not been released to you by the Federal Ministry of financial.
Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with Central Bank of Nigeria is Legal and you have theLawful Right to claim your due fund.
Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network.
Sincerely, Fox Mulder (Special Agent-in-Charge Badge Number: JTT047101111)
cc Robert Mueller (FBI Dirrector)
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Man, y'all have been busy today!! And looks like more fun, too!! Sorry I missed it. I hate it when miss the fun!!
Yeah, I know Lisa. I just accept that I'm a big geek. Don't even get me started on talking weather -- that kind of goes hand-in-hand with the radio thing since I'm a part-time storm chaser, too. In fact, I was just looking at when the next available spotter class was....
Oh, and that radio is now my backup. Here's the one I have in the truck now:
Okay, gotta run... Need to go run an errand or two. Be good y'all! Actually, be bad. It's much more fun reading the bad stuff.....
At my old job I would get emails all the time, people wanting to buy specialty goods with stolen credit cards. The sad part was I would call the credit companies and report it and they didn't seem to care to ask me for the information I had collected that would be necessary to catch the thieves.
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