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Old Feb 20, 2009 | 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by AzBlueWolf
Hey Jim...Good luck with the surgery!

Last time I had surgery they kept me overnite because of my asthma.
Thanks Mark!

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Four. At least. And large strawberries instead of cherries.
I would have to say that this depends on who is applying the whipped cream..................
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 01:37 PM
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If trace were around, there would be no pants to come off. I'd be naked in a record .2 seconds!



Baby show Mr. Brown a little boob and I'm sure you'll have a nice shiny exhaust tip by 6:00 tonight.
With Trace around you better be nekkid real fast or I am going to steal him

Mr. Brown just knocks and leaves, I never see him.....

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Damn show me and I'll have it there by 5:00
Will you bring me a shiny exhaust tip too

Originally Posted by AzBlueWolf
Ok...I saw that at the gym last week....girl kept having to pull her pants up while she was running...kinda distracting

Watched varsity blues this morning... wonder if Lisa would need 2 cans or 3 for a whip cream bikini
That's why you wear tight yoga pants to run on the treadmill on, I hate fighting to keep my pants up.

I am thinking she would only need 1 Don't want to OD on whip cream before you get to the goods

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I hate that feeling also. I have a hard time coming out of the anethesia. I always try to "fight" it off.
I fought off the anethesia the first time, the second time I sat straight up in recovery and demaned a bean burrito from taco hell, no oin's and add SC and mater with extra hot sauce. lol.
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 01:39 PM
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I was out of bed 2 hours after surgery... didnt want no bed pan!
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 01:40 PM
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Yeah..that is happening actually. Shirt creeps up, pants creep down. My jeans I can take off without unbuttoning them.




Four. At least. And large strawberries instead of cherries.
Woohoo, talk about easy access Girl we might be needing a G2G REAL soon

I am with ya, strawberries all the way...
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
With Trace around you better be nekkid real fast or I am going to steal him
LOL. alright well, we can kidnap Toby Keith. You keep one for a week and Ill keep one for a week and then we'll negotiate a trade.

That's why you wear tight yoga pants to run on the treadmill on, I hate fighting to keep my pants up.
Yeah. I got pants with ties in the waistband, but the strings are slippery and they always come untied.

I finally got the bra situation worked out though. These babies don't tame easily. The most annoying thing is when the straps fall down.
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter



Will you bring me a shiny exhaust tip too .
Sure.....what time does Troy leave for work???????



Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter

I fought off the anethesia the first time, the second time I sat straight up in recovery and demaned a bean burrito from taco hell, no oin's and add SC and mater with extra hot sauce. lol.
That's to funny........
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
LOL. alright well, we can kidnap Toby Keith. You keep one for a week and Ill keep one for a week and then we'll negotiate a trade.

Yeah. I got pants with ties in the waistband, but the strings are slippery and they always come untied.

I finally got the bra situation worked out though. These babies don't tame easily. The most annoying thing is when the straps fall down.
Okay, Toby and Trace it is!!

Thats why you gotta wear pants with no ties on them, mine are just tight thin cotton pants. I love these pants, actually use them as sleep pants also since they are so comfortable.

WHEN I finally get my *** on the treadmill, I don't have your boob problem. Mine tame too easily. lol.
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:13 PM
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Just got this email, if y'all don't hear from me for a while I am busy spending my 7.5mil that the FBI thinks I am due. WOOHOO


Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

Payment Code: R5780906K
Reg No: 132521093
Date: February 20, 2009

APPROVAL NOTICE:

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum of $7.5Million USD your impending funds, which was intercepted,has not been released to you by the Federal Ministry of financial.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with Central Bank of Nigeria is Legal and you have theLawful Right to claim your due fund.

Please contact the Head of Operations

Dr. James Awotide,Central Bank of Nigeria.

Dr. James Awotidee-Mail: james.awotide@gmail.com

Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network.

Sincerely, Fox Mulder (Special Agent-in-Charge Badge Number: JTT047101111)
cc Robert Mueller (FBI Dirrector)
 
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Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:17 PM
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Dr. James Awotide,Central Bank of Nigeria. FBI? That sounds about right. Towel heads running the country......
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:18 PM
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Sweet Cris, your lucky day!
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:19 PM
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Sweet Cris, your lucky day!
I know, I am stoked!! I already have about half of it spent on the truck I'm gonna be driving the most badass 7.3 eva
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:20 PM
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LOL Fox Mulder is from the x-files. I wonder how many people fall for these scams??
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:24 PM
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Man, y'all have been busy today!! And looks like more fun, too!! Sorry I missed it. I hate it when miss the fun!!

Yeah, I know Lisa. I just accept that I'm a big geek. Don't even get me started on talking weather -- that kind of goes hand-in-hand with the radio thing since I'm a part-time storm chaser, too. In fact, I was just looking at when the next available spotter class was....

Oh, and that radio is now my backup. Here's the one I have in the truck now:


Okay, gotta run... Need to go run an errand or two. Be good y'all! Actually, be bad. It's much more fun reading the bad stuff.....
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:27 PM
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$7.5 million? I could spend that today without leaving home
 
Old Feb 20, 2009 | 02:30 PM
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LOL, Fox Mulder. Thats hilarious.

At my old job I would get emails all the time, people wanting to buy specialty goods with stolen credit cards. The sad part was I would call the credit companies and report it and they didn't seem to care to ask me for the information I had collected that would be necessary to catch the thieves.

Joe, I am a big geek too. Always have been.
 



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