That one has stuck in my head since I first read it. Everytime I see one I start to laugh!

 

I did, along with some sobbing. And, when I came back from lunch, Jezebel went right into his prized parking space.

It's her parking space now.

 

All that coloring in...I can imagine the pain...

 

Gotta make up a sign that reserves it for her!

 

The best invest I ever made was a husqvarna with the hydrostatic trans....no more shifting gears, just the wheel in one hand and the beer in the other!
Busch....
Even when I was in high school we drank Budweiser...just in a can back then(30 pack). After I got out I switched to Bud Light. I like a good Coors original ever now and then.
Tell him we're thinking about him and to make it home safely.
He11 ofa neighbor to have. Any property available around there?
Don't drink any Sky vodka then.....
Me and two buddies decided we we're going to kill a bottle of that one time in about 5 mins. It was the big bottle. Needless to say I dont touch that stuff anymore. We had already drank a pile of beer....not a good idea. Beer before liquor, never sicker!
Thanks for the costume idea for this year.


Well I'm glad my ESOF hubs decided to work properly today (twice). We had ice this morning and if they hadnt worked I would have been contacting my insurance agent today. We have a little dinky@zz one lane bridge at the end of my road that you have to go down a hill in a curve to get too. I couldnt even stop on top of the hill. So I was just grabbing gears and reaching for the ****, to ride it out. The rest of the road wasnt very slick until I got to the bridge.
On another note, looks like the layoffs at work are over for now. I'm starting to wonder if they werent just to weed out a few people.

 

Ok....
Bud gives me a hangover BEFORE I quit drinking. Bud light is my beer of choice followed by Coors ORIGINAL, and Miller Chill...

We actually have 2 houses up for sale. We only have 16 houses or so in the neighborhood. Its really bad when these places cant sell. No one EVER leaves here alive it seems. One is actually my nextdoor neighbors house Hopewell Real Estate, Prince George Homes, Fort Lee Investment Property - Daniel and Daniel Realty
Good luck finding a job around here until Rolls Royce opens up tho!

Costume idea IS great...

Saw this house on there while I was lookin for my neighbors... http://www.danielrealtors.com/10489-...ay-a70644.html
Jordan on the James has geese...I hate to see those windows after the migration...hate to spend 10 weeks outta the year cleaning glass...

 

Yeah Bud does the same to me now. I think I better just hang around this neck of the woods for awhile. I assume I'm pretty safe at the job I have.

 

Well..I reek of diesel fuel, any of you guys wanna go out on a date?

Well I showed Randy the dragon email. He said "ewww" and kinda ran away. It was like he was a 5-year-old girl and I was holing a worm or something. It was a bit bigger than a worm..lol...and a little more colorful.

 

Sure...just give me a day or so to get there!

haha...worm...yea...ahaha

 

What kinda question is that for this forum? Anyways....I will!

 

That's funny Lisa you should have told him that you found it sexy and.......... to see how he reacted!

 

Tristan I don't hold a flame to all those girls you hang out with...so I'd have to rely on my intoxicating diesel aroma to win you over. And you..I though you were married? hah!

 

I was just over checking out the alltel website and they have finally come down off the price on their blackberry curve. It's only $19.99 now. Still mad that other providers around here have it for free or cheaper with a two year contract. I guess I'm going to finally have to do something about a new phone anyway. The battery and ringer has crapped out on my razor v3a.

 

Those are awesome houses Tristan!I'll go out with you smelling like fuelTroy had the same reaction, except his was worse. He covered his eye like a little girl and said that was gross.

 

Yes ma'am! Been together for 10 years and wouldnt trade her for the world! If I could only get her to roll around in some Diesel, I'd be set! It would be the two greatest loves of my life combined! Her family is a bunch of dieselheads to though. They used to have their own trucking company.