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Smokin
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You Bast**d! haha
And something for Lisa to contemplate!!
The Life and Death of a Pumpkin - That time of the year every pumpkin fears - on Bore...
And something for Lisa to contemplate!!
The Life and Death of a Pumpkin - That time of the year every pumpkin fears - on Bore...
Reminded me of the life videos we used to have to watch in grade school that were a million years old.
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From: Blairsville,Ga
Blonde Joke for the day:
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents."
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'
Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'
'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents."
kind reminds me of this
YouTube - Andy Griffith Football Story from 1953
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
I'm only posting this because I can. This is from last Christmas. There has been one grandchild added since the photo. Those are my 2 daughters and their husbands, and my 1 son and his wife and their 2 daughters. Nope, my son has no boys, but each of my daughters do. Funny how that works, huh?
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From: Blairsville,Ga
I'm only posting this because I can. This is from last Christmas. There has been one grandchild added since the photo. Those are my 2 daughters and their husbands, and my 1 son and his wife and their 2 daughters. Nope, my son has no boys, but each of my daughters do. Funny how that works, huh?
now I have a grand son with my name
thought for a while my kid was gonna be the end of a string ,he is the only son of an only son
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
So is mine. One of the reasons I quit smoking I suppose. But his wife says no more, and let me tell ya, when she says jump he jumps. He did not learn that from me.
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Thank you Cris, but you know. The Matriarch and I being divorced kind of ruins everything. Birthdays, holidays, and the granddaddy of them all a child's wedding. Literally everything that you associate with family. I have said lots of times that divorce is worse than the death of a spouse.
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From: Gilbert, Az
My parents are divorced also. I think it is better that way than being in a miserable family, for me atleast. I have to say my wedding was intersting to say the least. My parents HATE eachother but they were the civil to eachother for the day. My real mom got real drunk and started nit picking all the choices I made with the wedding and the way I looked. She and I almost went to blows in the hall. Thank god my Aunt was there and jumped in between us as my mom start to draw back to hit me. Guess you shouldn't tell you mom she is a $*%& #$(*& after she calls you a bitch. LOL.
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From: Parker, CO
Smokin
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My parents are divorced also. I think it is better that way than being in a miserable family, for me atleast. I have to say my wedding was intersting to say the least. My parents HATE eachother but they were the civil to eachother for the day. My real mom got real drunk and started nit picking all the choices I made with the wedding and the way I looked. She and I almost went to blows in the hall. Thank god my Aunt was there and jumped in between us as my mom start to draw back to hit me. Guess you shouldn't tell you mom she is a $*%& #$(*& after she calls you a bitch. LOL.
I gotta say dude your comment from earlier kind of hurt my feelings (really actually)