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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:15 AM
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Ok, I have filled this out according to my most recent trip to Wal Mart. (honestly)



Still no bingo, dammit. I did see a femullet but I don't think that qualifies as a rat tail. Also the woman with the tattoo...I can't guarantee she was pregnant, I'm just gonna go with my gut instinct on that one.

Wiley bingo game this one is.

FWIW I think obese person using scooter should be a free square as is the person standing in your way. The past 10 or 15 times I have been there I see at least one person in one of those scooters.

I also think we should have a Christmas version, complete with a square that says "two women trying to kill one another over the last Furby" or whatever the toy of the year is that year.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:25 AM
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I used to live very close to the local AFB and the F-16's would open and close my garage door on occasion. Would scare the crap out of us.
Thats Great
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:29 AM
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Ha! Ha!! Ha!!! That's awesome!!!

Originally Posted by Smokin'
Hey anyone wanna play Walmart Bingo?

 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by 87 F-150 I6
The truth is written on this bingo card.
You got that right. I hate that damned store. Susan tricked me into going there a couple of weeks ago. Got me in there and then ditched me. I spent two hours searching for her.

Never again.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw
You got that right. I hate that damned store. Susan tricked me into going there a couple of weeks ago. Got me in there and then ditched me. I spent two hours searching for her.

Never again.
lmao! that actually made me burst out laughing. I could just see an irritated Scott rampaging around the store, knocking over buggies full of dirty babies with no shoes on, trying to find Susan.

Randy always ditches me when we go to wal-mart too. Fortunately I always know right where he is going..
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw
You got that right. I hate that damned store. Susan tricked me into going there a couple of weeks ago. Got me in there and then ditched me. I spent two hours searching for her.

Never again.
I hate it when that happens,I have threatend to put a shock collar on my wife so she can't wander off to far
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw
You got that right. I hate that damned store. Susan tricked me into going there a couple of weeks ago. Got me in there and then ditched me. I spent two hours searching for her.

Never again.
Originally Posted by rbaker6336
I hate it when that happens,I have threatend to put a shock collar on my wife so she can't wander off to far

 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Texas Outlaw
You got that right. I hate that damned store. Susan tricked me into going there a couple of weeks ago. Got me in there and then ditched me. I spent two hours searching for her.

Never again.
That is too funny!

Originally Posted by rbaker6336
I hate it when that happens,I have threatend to put a shock collar on my wife so she can't wander off to far
Ray, I might just have to use that idea.
 
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:43 AM
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Man i didn't know i could laugh this hard when i just woke up!!!
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by rbaker6336
I hate it when that happens,I have threatend to put a shock collar on my wife so she can't wander off to far
I am searching the Petco site right now.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
lmao! that actually made me burst out laughing. I could just see an irritated Scott rampaging around the store, knocking over buggies full of dirty babies with no shoes on, trying to find Susan.

Randy always ditches me when we go to wal-mart too. Fortunately I always know right where he is going..
I ended up sitting on a bench at the front of the store (cells won't work in there for some reason) sending text messages to Cris. Susan came and picked me up when she was done.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:57 AM
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I ended up sitting on a bench at the front of the store (cells won't work in there for some reason) sending text messages to Cris. Susan came and picked me up when she was done.
Nice. How many drug deals went down while you were sitting there?
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 10:59 AM
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You got that right. I hate that damned store. Susan tricked me into going there a couple of weeks ago. Got me in there and then ditched me. I spent two hours searching for her.

Never again.

You go into a box store with someone else make sure both of you have cell phones. Simple as that.
 
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You go into a box store with someone else make sure both of you have cell phones. Simple as that.
I don't have or ever want another cell phone but I do have a couple shock collars
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 11:09 AM
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I don't have or ever want another cell phone but I do have a couple shock collars
One for each of you?
 



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