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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 12:55 PM
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You suck! I had two Hot Pockets, and Sprite. How the heck do you get ribs?
Here you go Andrew!


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Edit: Too slow again...dang phone calls at work! haha
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:01 PM
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Good grief Cris. I don't think my real mom will be invited to my wedding for this very reason.

She was good entertainment. Came to the wedding dressed in all black and locked like her normal sour puss self. She started in on me as soon as she saw me all dressed up and looking girly. You would think she would cry at how pretty her only child was but nope, she started in on my toe nail polish, anklet, how my hair looked and how I filled the dress out. LOL.

It's funny, my girls call her Aunt-Grandma Linda. A couple of her "flavor of the months" have called her Aunt Linda to my girls so they started calling her that also. My youngest tells her that she is not my Mom, she is my Aunt, thats why she call her that. It makes Linda crazy, I love it!
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:04 PM
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She was good entertainment. Came to the wedding dressed in all black and locked like her normal sour puss self. She started in on me as soon as she saw me all dressed up and looking girly. You would think she would cry at how pretty her only child was but nope, she started in on my toe nail polish, anklet, how my hair looked and how I filled the dress out. LOL.

It's funny, my girls call her Aunt-Grandma Linda. A couple of her "flavor of the months" have called her Aunt Linda to my girls so they started calling her that also. My youngest tells her that she is not my Mom, she is my Aunt, thats why she call her that. It makes Linda crazy, I love it!
I am glad you can look at the humorous side of this. Could make life miserable otherwise. Why does every family have someone like this? In our family it is my sister-in-law. None of her siblings will stand up to her. I just do not get it.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
She was good entertainment. Came to the wedding dressed in all black and locked like her normal sour puss self. She started in on me as soon as she saw me all dressed up and looking girly. You would think she would cry at how pretty her only child was but nope, she started in on my toe nail polish, anklet, how my hair looked and how I filled the dress out. LOL.

It's funny, my girls call her Aunt-Grandma Linda. A couple of her "flavor of the months" have called her Aunt Linda to my girls so they started calling her that also. My youngest tells her that she is not my Mom, she is my Aunt, thats why she call her that. It makes Linda crazy, I love it!
Cris, sounds to me she was jealous of her own daughter, no doubt about it. Mine is the same exact way. Miserable, pessimistic, and thinks the world owes her (for what we haven't quite figured out).

Jay is right, good for you for being able to keep things positive.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:14 PM
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My family is full of them. I can not tell you how many times Linda and I have almost gone at it. My SIL in too for that matter. I have a real problem with drunks who think the world revoles around them and are owed everything. The sane part of my family and I have always said we would make a killer Springer episode. Let see, dad married the flower girl at his first wedding, daddy (41) is older than grandma (38, my stepmom) for my kids, real mom and SIL are drunks, none of the familys get along, and last but not least Linda and I argue almost every time we see eachother.

I have no choice but to laugh at it, when you stand back and just watch everything it is pretty funny. Never a dull moment!!
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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My family is full of them. I can not tell you how many times Linda and I have almost gone at it. My SIL in too for that matter. I have a real problem with drunks who think the world revoles around them and are owed everything. The sane part of my family and I have always said we would make a killer Springer episode. Let see, dad married the flower girl at his first wedding, daddy (41) is older than grandma (38, my stepmom) for my kids, real mom and SIL are drunks, none of the familys get along, and last but not least Linda and I argue almost every time we see eachother.

I have no choice but to laugh at it, when you stand back and just watch everything it is pretty funny. Never a dull moment!!
I need you to speak with Lynn. She worries about all the drama. I say to heck with the morons that think the world revolves around them.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
My family is full of them. I can not tell you how many times Linda and I have almost gone at it. My SIL in too for that matter. I have a real problem with drunks who think the world revoles around them and are owed everything. The sane part of my family and I have always said we would make a killer Springer episode. Let see, dad married the flower girl at his first wedding, daddy (41) is older than grandma (38, my stepmom) for my kids, real mom and SIL are drunks, none of the familys get along, and last but not least Linda and I argue almost every time we see eachother.

I have no choice but to laugh at it, when you stand back and just watch everything it is pretty funny. Never a dull moment!!
I'm starting to wonder if you and I are related...

my mom's side is full of crazies. Including my mom. She lives in la-la land and has never said a positive thing about anything I have done. If she calls I know its only because she is looking for money.

My dad was awesome and and his siblings are great people, but some of my cousin's are 5 star trailer trash. Abortions, abuse, criminal records, the list continues.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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I gotta say dude your comment from earlier kind of hurt my feelings (really actually)

Why, you like Hot Pockets? I like them too, I just thought it was funny.
 
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Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:26 PM
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Screw the morons, they are always going to have something to bitch, whine or complain about. I go on about my business and if they don't like they can kiss my sweet ***.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:26 PM
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Why, you like Hot Pockets? I like them too, I just thought it was funny.
No...the comment that I looked like either 1) a guy wearing a wig or 2) a bulldog.

I found very little humor in that.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:40 PM
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I'm starting to wonder if you and I are related...

my mom's side is full of crazies. Including my mom. She lives in la-la land and has never said a positive thing about anything I have done. If she calls I know its only because she is looking for money.

My dad was awesome and and his siblings are great people, but some of my cousin's are 5 star trailer trash. Abortions, abuse, criminal records, the list continues.

Girl, I think we are related. Linda's family is a bunch of crazy losers. My dad family is awesome! Here is another story that should make everyone laugh. Linds's dad came to the US through Mexico, so my uncle assumed he was mexican since his dad came in that way. I have known my whole life that we weren't mexican we are Brazilian, he just used mexico to get here. Guess my uncle missed that memo. He has a big mexican pride tattoo on his forearm He raised his lazy whack job (welfare mom, husbands in prison) daughter to think she was mexican also, she has the sharpie eyebrows to prove it. I saw her this summer and I had to take a picture with her to show the sane side of the family her purdy eyebrows.
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:46 PM
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I saw her this summer and I had to take a picture with her to show the sane side of the family her purdy eyebrows.
Wow..those are some purdy eyebrows..ack. lol.

i wish I had pictures of a few of my cousins to show you.

One of them has 4 kids, all by different guys, and has lost all of her teeth to meth, and the other has 2 kids, by different dads, and always ALWAYS always has black roots and bright blonde hair, always. Every time I see her she is wearing a Winnie the Pooh t shirt too. What is it about trashy women and Whinnie the Pooh clothing..
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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I think Lisa and I are related somehow.
incest is best!
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 02:03 PM
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Man it sounds like you ladies have quite the interesting families!



Anyone wanna trade muscles? Mine hurt too damn much today. Least the knee feels good!
 
Old Oct 29, 2008 | 02:06 PM
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I think Lisa and I are related somehow.

I will trade ya, mine haven't had a workout in years.
 



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