The OT
Posting Guru
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,086
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From: Washington Oregon
They always come back!!
Smokin
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 8,849
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Ok then since I have an all female crowd, how about a laugh?
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Postmaster
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 3,135
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From: Brinklow Md
Tell me when and Ill be there!!!
I dont think I have any pics anymore, computer crashed.
, But I did post one up in the other thread. Ill see if I have another one, so you girls have something to look at..
Edit: Lisa thats pretty funny, and your package is in the mail as of yesterday.
Hotshot
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 11,288
Likes: 269
From: North of Greenville
Posting Guru
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,086
Likes: 0
From: Washington Oregon
Ok then since I have an all female crowd, how about a laugh?
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Oh My God!!! That is hillarious!!!
Thanks for the laugh!! I needed it!!
Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 5,398
Likes: 1
From: Gilbert, Az
Lisa- that is too funny, I got that in a text a couple weeks ago.
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Smokin
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 8,849
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Whats wrong with that???
Im sure we would have some shifts to watch just in case you tryed to slip away
I dont think I have any pics anymore, computer crashed., But I did post one up in the other thread. Ill see if I have another one, so you girls have something to look at..
Edit: Lisa thats pretty funny, and your package is in the mail as of yesterday.
Im sure we would have some shifts to watch just in case you tryed to slip away
I dont think I have any pics anymore, computer crashed.
, But I did post one up in the other thread. Ill see if I have another one, so you girls have something to look at..Edit: Lisa thats pretty funny, and your package is in the mail as of yesterday.
nothing wrong with wearing a camo hat and torn up jeans..anyone that has a problem with that..well..they saw the pic of the cricket stump Pete posted...
All of you who wanted CDs, you should get them any day now.
Postmaster
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 3,135
Likes: 0
From: Brinklow Md
Gee Chris you sound confident. I think we demand pics now...
nothing wrong with wearing a camo hat and torn up jeans..anyone that has a problem with that..well..they saw the pic of the cricket stump Pete posted...
All of you who wanted CDs, you should get them any day now.
nothing wrong with wearing a camo hat and torn up jeans..anyone that has a problem with that..well..they saw the pic of the cricket stump Pete posted...
All of you who wanted CDs, you should get them any day now.
I had that one in my avatar for a little while, then there was that one of me and Julia in the old thread. Ill dig some up.
