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Old Nov 6, 2008 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Izzy351
Absolutely classic, Cris!!! Way to go!!
Very nice...atts what Im talkin about!! Wrong quote....LOL
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
//SNIP//


lmao. Wow. Well, I think you'd w**re yourself out for free..at least Mark is getting something out of the deal.
WHO TOLD YOU!?!?!?!?



Originally Posted by Smokin'
Or..you could..WIPE. That usually works pretty well.
They're not JUST used for THAT. They're also used to....er....clean up.



Originally Posted by Smokin'
I like being placed horizontally between studs...
And she calls *ME* the w**re......

EDIT: Yeesssss Jeremy, I heard that. ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
At work, one day we found this on the jobsite, as well as the helmet. So, being the responsible guys we where, we rigged the battery out of my boy J's truck and drove it around looking for the owner.... Good articulation, we were impressed. I dont know how we get anything done sometimes...but at least I laugh a lot..
Attachment 11879
Thats hilarious. Nice ride!


Originally Posted by jtharvey

That is one shiny deck! It looks like its wet.
Originally Posted by Markadeck
or it just looks good wet. How hard is it.
lol

Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
He looked at me and told me I had a nice truck, I said thanks! He then told me I was lucky that my husband LET me drive HIS truck........

I just stood there for a second and then proceeded to tell him just who's truck it was and that my husband was lucky that I let him drive my truck.
I have gotten that a few times myself. It's annoying.
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
Finally got caught up in here again. You guys are on a roll today.

Thought some of you might enjoy what happened to me today in the wally world parking lot. I pulled in and some little punk pulled into the spot next to me, he looked about 18-20 to me. I waited till he got out and then I got hopped down out of big red. He looked at me and told me I had a nice truck, I said thanks! He then told me I was lucky that my husband LET me drive HIS truck........

I just stood there for a second and then proceeded to tell him just who's truck it was and that my husband was lucky that I let him drive my truck.
Yes! burn on him girl, thats funny.

Mark- extremly durable, comes with a 10 yr warranty, but if you dont stain it, it will turn grey in one season. Some of my customers like that look.

No reason for special shoes, and its really hard. Burns up drill bits like you cant imagine, so a drill doctor is a must onsite, plan for extra miter saw blades..etc you get the idea. It's fairly heavy as well, I'm used to moving materials around but at the end of the day your hurting pretty bad.
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Izzy351
Absolutely classic, Cris!!! Way to go!!
Thanks, figured you guys would like that little story.

Originally Posted by jtharvey
I figured someone would say something about that. LOL.

So you coat the deck with something that makes it really hard, brings out the beauty, and protects it all at the same time. That sounds like some good stuff! No worries, I think I'm 12 too sometimes.

Joe, you hear that?

I'd have loved to see the look on that guys face when you told him that.
Lisa, I think you have two studs who would like to put you between them. Woo Hoo!!

The little punk just looked at me like I was a b1tch, if he just would have kept this mouth shut I would have been the sweet li'l thing that I can be at times.
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jtharvey

Joe, you hear that?
Are you and Joe my studs? Joe may not be able to handle both Cris and I..but you'd better believe I could handle both of you!

Originally Posted by Izzy351
WHO TOLD YOU!?!?!?!?
You did.

They're not JUST used for THAT. They're also used to....er....clean up.
Clean what? Please, enlighten me!

And she calls *ME* the w**re......
Yep, and I still do call you a w**re. Got a problem with that?

Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
and its really hard. .... but at the end of the day your hurting pretty bad.
lol
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Anytime anyone is lying to you about something...it ain't for a good reason.

You can tell them I'm a dork, its okay. Just so everyone knows..I called Chris back last night and had to immediately get off the phone. Why? Well, I had a hot coffee, I was driving, and on my phone...and I waited until I called him before I realized I couldn't handle all three things at once. I have "cup throwers" and knew if I took a turn with that coffee there it would end up all over my lap.
Yea thats true, the reason I never killed the kid was because he was a good bit smaller than me and I still talk to her family every now and then(they own part of the store in NC and I ride with her sisters boyfriend) Her dad didnt even talk to her for 2 weeks after he found out thats how upset he was..I even knocked out a kid in front of him for messing with my girl once and I guess he didnt think I could do that to him...

I think we all have done somthing like that before Lisa. I had to get god at driving on the phone doing all my snow removal stuff.


Originally Posted by jtharvey
I always just borrowed one from a guy who was injured a lot and wouldn't dress out. Don't know why I never actually bought one. Wearing those things, you've got no fear when you're about to drill someone.
I didnt have fear reallt anyway, those pads just made getting right back up easier. I guess I was a little cocky err I mean confident and went after anyone like I was Brian Urlacker (sp). I weighed 180ish and put plenty of bigger kids going D1 one there ***...but I did get put on mine plenty too lol
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 03:57 PM
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dang Lisa!! making me look pretty bad with that edit...
I was going to say that if it does scratch you can rub them out with...oh whats the point.
 
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Old Nov 6, 2008 | 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Ehh, doesn't really bother me. I guess you could say I am walking contradiction.

Yeah no kidding. So Mark, take that pharmacist for her word and get that motorhome a rockin!
Here ya go Lisa, this is a GREAT song! YouTube - Walking contradiction - Green Day - Music video

Mark....unless that is an actual RULE........Git'r done man!
Originally Posted by liftedgrocerygetter
Finally got caught up in here again. You guys are on a roll today.

Thought some of you might enjoy what happened to me today in the wally world parking lot. I pulled in and some little punk pulled into the spot next to me, he looked about 18-20 to me. I waited till he got out and then I got hopped down out of big red. He looked at me and told me I had a nice truck, I said thanks! He then told me I was lucky that my husband LET me drive HIS truck........

I just stood there for a second and then proceeded to tell him just who's truck it was and that my husband was lucky that I let him drive my truck.
Atta Girl Grocery Getter!!!!!! I had to "educate" a Hemi boy in town today, wasn't much of a challenge actually. I even stayed in 80 econo lol
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Are you and Joe my studs? Joe may not be able to handle both Cris and I..but you'd better believe I could handle both of you!
You better get Cris there too. That's all I'm gonna say....

Originally Posted by Smokin'
You did.
Oh yeah.



Originally Posted by Smokin'
Clean what? Please, enlighten me!
LMAO!!! Here: The Bidet: Not Just for Hairy European Women Anymore | PoopReport.com

Originally Posted by Smokin'
Yep, and I still do call you a w**re. Got a problem with that?
I'm not quite sure yet. Do you like it??


EDIT: From eHow.com: A bidet looks like a toilet but has warm-water jets for personal hygiene after you use the toilet. You might appreciate a bidet before sex, during menstruation, or if you have hemorrhoids, problems with bowel movements or physical disabilities.
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Markadeck
I know on fancy boats ya gotta wear special shoes.
I think the main reason for this is so you won't track sand/dirt all over the boat. All the houseboat trips I've been on, we always had a bucket with clean water to dip your shoes into on the front of the boat, before boarding. Definitely helps keeping her clean
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Izzy351
You better get Cris there too. That's all I'm gonna say....
Right. this is quickly turning into a "party". Good thing you'll have Jeremy there for backup.

LMAO!!! Here: The Bidet: Not Just for Hairy European Women Anymore | PoopReport.com

I'm not quite sure yet. Do you like it??

EDIT: From eHow.com: A bidet looks like a toilet but has warm-water jets for personal hygiene after you use the toilet. You might appreciate a bidet before sex, during menstruation, or if you have hemorrhoids, problems with bowel movements or physical disabilities.
I should have figured you subscribed to the Poop Report.

Although, I really could have gone all day without seeing pictures of that guy wipe his ***.

So tell me, IS a bidet good for hemorrhoids?

As a matter of fact, I do like my men to be w**res. As long as they only w**re themselves out to me.
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by UP_There
I think the main reason for this is so you won't track sand/dirt all over the boat. All the houseboat trips I've been on, we always had a bucket with clean water to dip your shoes into on the front of the boat, before boarding. Definitely helps keeping her clean
It's also so you don't MARK up the *WHITE DECK* on a lot of boats....

Man, I'm on a roll....
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jtharvey

I saw those when I played football.... we never used them in lacrosse. Wearing extra pads meant you were inviting "testing".... I tested a boy once... busted his ribs... guess the pads weren't that good after all
 
Old Nov 6, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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I wish I would've started reading this thread a lot earlier. Yall are hilarious!
 



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