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Nov 6, 2008 | 04:12 PM

#3481

Izzy351

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From: Dallas-Ft. Worth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin'

Right. this is quickly turning into a "party". Good thing you'll have Jeremy there for backup.

Yes it is. Backup? Hmmm...

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Originally Posted by Smokin'

I should have figured you subscribed to the Poop Report.

So tell me, IS a bidet good for hemorrhoids?

It's just a casual interest. NO idea on the 'roids. Never had 'em... Mark?????

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Originally Posted by Smokin'

As a matter of fact, I do like my men to be w**res. As long as they only w**re themselves out to me.

Well then I have no problem with it.

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:13 PM

#3482

Powerstrokedlariat

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From: Bellingham, WA

Quote:

Originally Posted by triskit16

I wish I would've started reading this thread a lot earlier. Yall are hilarious!

Oh Tristan, stick around we get worse every day with every page...Please jump right in.

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:13 PM

#3483

triskit16

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From: VA

Our QB was the only one on our team to get any extra padding. He got those rib pads and the ones pictured above. I think they called them skelton pads....at least our backwards coach called them skeleton pads...

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:15 PM

#3484

UP_There

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From: Flagstaff, Arizona

Quote:

Originally Posted by triskit16

I wish I would've started reading this thread a lot earlier. Yall are hilarious!

The OT is our little campfire that could be known as the "Funny Farm" lol

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:20 PM

#3485

Izzy351

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From: Dallas-Ft. Worth

My favorite quote from the Poop Report is this one:
"Bidets these days are as tough as the jacked-up 4WD pick-ups in our garages. With solid, uni-body construction, super-high pressure capabilities, a bidet can be the 40 lb. workhorse of the bathroom. But besides being tough, modern bidets are also refined and user-friendly. With heated seats, ergonomic push-button controls, and simple installation guides, there's never been a better time to own a bidet."

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:22 PM

#3486

liftedgrocerygetter

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From: Gilbert, Az

You all are too freaking much today, I am sitting her laughing my *** off at some of this!!!!

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:22 PM

#3487

jtharvey

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From: Columbia, MO

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin'

Are you and Joe my studs?

Joe may not be able to handle both Cris and I..but you'd better believe I could handle both of you!

Joe may not be able to handle you both....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy351

You better get Cris there too. That's all I'm gonna say....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin'

Right. this is quickly turning into a "party". Good thing you'll have Jeremy there for backup.

Hey now, who says I'm only there for backup.

Quote:

Originally Posted by papadelogan

I saw those when I played football.... we never used them in lacrosse. Wearing extra pads meant you were inviting "testing".... I tested a boy once... busted his ribs... guess the pads weren't that good after all

We never had lacrosse in high school. Small town midwest school...it was all about football.

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:22 PM

#3488

Smokin'

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Quote:

Originally Posted by triskit16

I wish I would've started reading this thread a lot earlier. Yall are hilarious!

I'm sure you'll fit right in. Welcome. Any guy who'se bad @ss enough to fight off 4 guys and bite off a guy's finger is A-OK in my book.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy351

It's just a casual interest. NO idea on the 'roids. Never had 'em... Mark?????

Just a casual interest in poop? Are you sure its not some type of fetish? That makes it into the kinky category that Jim described earlier.

Quote:

Originally Posted by UP_There

The OT is our little campfire that could be known as the "Funny Farm" lol

So...which animal are you?

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Nov 6, 2008 | 04:24 PM

#3489

bdrummonds

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From: Millbrook Alabama

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teak deck

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:26 PM

#3490

Smokin'

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jtharvey

Joe may not be able to handle you both....

Hey now, who says I'm only there for backup.

Ok..I will concede and say this: it sounds as though we are all equally matched. We all need to consume a good amount of Vitamin C and get plenty of sleep before this party gets started.

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:26 PM

#3491

4inchlovin

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I dont even know where to began...

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:26 PM

#3492

Powerstrokedlariat

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From: Bellingham, WA

Hey Brendan, something tells me you like this as well...YouTube - Cascada-Everytime We Touch

am I right?

Nov 6, 2008 | 04:26 PM

#3493

papadelogan

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From: Gulf Coast of Florida

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtharvey

We never had lacrosse in high school. Small town midwest school...it was all about football.

If you liked the hits in football, you'd have probably played lacrosse too. Most of the hits there are like open field tackles... 30'+ to get rolling and just CRUSH them... ahhhh, the good ol' days...