The OT thread
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"the blond joke to end all blond jokes"
SO this blond lady gets pulled over for speeding by a blond female officer...
The officer comes up to the window and says "may I see your drivers license"
"Sure" replies the lady. So shes digging through her purse and after two minutes of looking says "I give up! I don't know what it looks like"
The blond officer replies "Well its kinda square and has your picture on it"
So she goes digging through her purse again she finds her compact mirror looks at it and says "here i found it!"
The blond officer looks at it, shakes her head and says "Well if i would have know you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!!!"
SO this blond lady gets pulled over for speeding by a blond female officer...
The officer comes up to the window and says "may I see your drivers license"
"Sure" replies the lady. So shes digging through her purse and after two minutes of looking says "I give up! I don't know what it looks like"
The blond officer replies "Well its kinda square and has your picture on it"
So she goes digging through her purse again she finds her compact mirror looks at it and says "here i found it!"
The blond officer looks at it, shakes her head and says "Well if i would have know you were a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!!!"
Gone, but not forgotten
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From: Charlotte-Fairbanks-Bflo
Rick, you're more than welcome. Do you like your catfish panfried, or deep fryed? When I first moved to LA. I could not get enough pan fryed catfish. Had to go out a couple times a week for it. I lived right on the Amite, in a house up on 10' stilts, got flooded out at least 3 times in the few years we lived there. Caught very few fish though. I could only catch maybe one little cat every other day or so, I would keep them alive in a laundry tub til I had enough to make a decent meal. You know how mad and mean they get, kept in a laundry tub?
Hook it, I'll pull it.
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From: Grand Lake, La.
Rick, you're more than welcome. Do you like your catfish panfried, or deep fryed? When I first moved to LA. I could not get enough pan fryed catfish. Had to go out a couple times a week for it. I lived right on the Amite, in a house up on 10' stilts, got flooded out at least 3 times in the few years we lived there. Caught very few fish though. I could only catch maybe one little cat every other day or so, I would keep them alive in a laundry tub til I had enough to make a decent meal. You know how mad and mean they get, kept in a laundry tub?
I like catfish.
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From: Damon (South East Texas)
Mark, My brother and I have a 1 acre pond between our houses. At any given time, we can catch how ever much we want to clean. I like catfish, pan fried, deep fried, blackened, coveion, catfish on a stick, you name it I like catfish. I will take a pic next time we get a mess going. We use jug lines and also have a permanent trout line out.
I like catfish.
I like catfish.
Not a liberal...
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From: Cut & Shoot, Texas
Mark, My brother and I have a 1 acre pond between our houses. At any given time, we can catch how ever much we want to clean. I like catfish, pan fried, deep fried, blackened, coveion, catfish on a stick, you name it I like catfish. I will take a pic next time we get a mess going. We use jug lines and also have a permanent trout line out.
I like catfish.
I like catfish.
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From: Flagstaff, Arizona
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From: Brinklow Md
Alright thanks, looks like I have a goal to shoot for then...the posts seem possible but getting 77 chiclets might be hard..Im still on my first one now
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Rick how old are your daughters again??? I drive a ford too not a dodge like the other guys ...LOL
That set up sounds awsome Rick, Id like to have somthing like that when I get my own house.
Mark, My brother and I have a 1 acre pond between our houses. At any given time, we can catch how ever much we want to clean. I like catfish, pan fried, deep fried, blackened, coveion, catfish on a stick, you name it I like catfish. I will take a pic next time we get a mess going. We use jug lines and also have a permanent trout line out.
I like catfish.
I like catfish.
Rick how old are your daughters again??? I drive a ford too not a dodge like the other guys ...LOL
That set up sounds awsome Rick, Id like to have somthing like that when I get my own house.
