I didnt want to be the one to say it but I was thinking the same thing...

 

Sorry to dissapoint, but that's not my style. I'd rather do stuff myself than sell myself short like that.

But, you requested a picture and you didn't specify, so here ya go:



Yep, exactly. I figure, I already got rid of these people once, I don't want to have to figure out how to do it again.

 

[quote=Smokin';6308504]Sorry to dissapoint, but that's not my style. I'd rather do stuff myself than sell myself short like that.

But, you requested a picture and you didn't specify, so here ya go:




Can you slow it down? My head can't shake that fast.

 

Damn and Jeez, I was gone for 3 hours spending half of this months income on front tires and alignment for the Vdub. and I get 4 pages behind. Rick your pond setup sounds perfect. I remember when I was 16 and still living in California I spent that summer in Oklahoma. Had never seen watermelon with yellow meat before. We used to go out in the watermelon patch, pick out a fine one, pick it up and drop it and eat just the center out of it and leave the rest for the birds. But where I stayed they had a Catfish pond also and I could swear they referred to the permanent lines as "trot lines" right or wrong?

 

Trot line is correct Mark. When we bait it, we usually one tugging on it before we can finish baiting all the hooks. lol

Hard to grow mellons here, the coons get to them before we do. OH, raccoons.

 

Seems to me I remember a news story from New Orleans when I was living in LA of a bunch of citizens of color getting arrested down near the river at a loading point for grain ships, they were shocking the water and hauling up Cats by the hundreds of pounds at a time. Have you ever seen or heard of this kind of stuff?

 

So the game warden sez to me.....son, you can't use that dynomite to fish, that's illegal. So I handed him the lit stick and asked him if he was gonna write me a ticket or was he gonna fish.........

 

I have done, NO, I mean I have heard of this.

 

Good one Joe. I used to tell that joke when I was a kid.

 

Oh man, do I ever love that joke. But is seems to me the story I was referring to, they were using electricity. I have heard of dynamite fishing in my long life, but that was the first I had ever heard of using an electric shock.

 

HOW TO POOP AT WORK

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to
convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who
hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump
at work.



CROP DUSTING:

When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not
in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it
came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart
has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left
your pants.



FLY BY:

This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and
check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and
come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may
become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.



ESCAPEE:

This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave
of embarrassment If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it.
Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the
urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is
uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both
parties feel uneasy.



JAILBREAK:

When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should
happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the
bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.



COURTESY FLUSH:

The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water.
This reduces the amount of airtime the poop has to stink up the
bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.



WALK OF SHAME:

Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just
stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone
walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the
smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with
the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.



OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:

This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You
will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a
newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the
office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.



THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N):

A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping
goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the
whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.



SAFE HAVENS:

A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where
you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the
opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex
entering the bathroom.



TURD BURGLAR:

This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and
tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and
vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this
occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you
will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.



CAMO-COUGH:

A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you
are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very
effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.



ASTAIRE:

An Astaire is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt
that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom
immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.



WATERMELON:

A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the
toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.



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A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the
toilet water. Often acompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough
with an Astaire.



UNCLE TODD:

An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.
This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror
or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while
on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is
empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees.


Hope the Survival Guide helps, as the WORKPOOP is an inevitable part
of life.[/FONT][/COLOR]

 

Mark, when working offshore we had these phones that you would turn a **** to a certain #, and you turn the crank and the phone would ring at the place that had that #. That phone is what lots of people use for this. Drop the leads in the water, then crank your butt off. It would stun the fish and they would come to the top. You had to be fast because they would only be stunned for like 30 -45 seconds.

There are other devices that are used.

Now, this is what I was told.

 

These men that I was referring to that were busted were not trying to feed their family, they were doing it for large financial gain. They deserved to get busted. They were hauling off mulitiple pick-up loads at a time.

 

I think they should be busted also. Sad to say, there is lots of that going on all over the country.

 

Yeah, but where are the big Cats bigger and more plentiful than at the mouth of the Mississippi at a grain loading dock. How dumb (or smart) could they have been. You talk about a gamble.