yeah, i hope no one is taking most of these seriously, although...

from my experience, getting a woman to laugh if always a good first impression, as long as shes laughing with you, and not at you

 

True4.2, nah, I've had a good laugh over most of the funny ones, but there have been a few guys on here with serious responses too ...

 

I've used the "breakfast line" a few times with good success. Something about a guy cooking a girl breakfast gets them.

 

some study i heard on the radio a few months ago suggested they found the best pickup line ever... to me though it sounds REALLY lame... i cant remember the exact words, but i think it goes something like this-

"a year from now, i want to be laughing with you"

it tells the woman that he is looking for something long term, not a one night stand, and that he is looking for fun and happiness, and to be with her and not someone else.

sounds really lame to me though...

 

I have noticed that the worst ones seem to win out in the end.

You look like the girl next door...of course I grew up next to a W(prostitute ) house.


DO you strip ?



The worst I ever heard someone fall for is .. You have a ........ like a 9 year old boy..


I seen it work-- But, never went around that person again.

I have also heard the your eyes are like, did it hurt when you fell from heaven etc-- they don't seem to work much just like mine don't .. atleast I am not comparing them to males anatomy !!!!

I guess it all depends on the fish you want to catch..........

 

me and a buddy was in a gas station once, about to leave. there was a carload of girls there a couple pumps over, he revved up his little olds v6 so i calmly opened up the door to my highboy, climbed into it, fired it up let it idle for a little while, by this time he had revved that olds many times and i saw a couple of girls look at him (but not in an affectinate sort of way) so i stuck my foot into it, they kinda echo under those islands! i also accidentily ran over a curb on the way out. when we got were we were going, ryan told me that every one of those girls jumped.

just thought i would say something...

 

Nice disclaimer....

 

May tho.... relatively unhandsome fellas have used this and have had it work just as effectively. Curiousity? Competition? Both? Dunno, some of the women who watched "the show" will feel compelled to find out what she's thinks shes missing, or to prove herself better than the hot chich that was hanging on you last time. You OBVIOUSLY have game or the hotty would not have been with you in the first place. So your vocabulary and wit arent up to par........there was a reason that woman was all over you as hot as she was.

Never hurts to try. I had my wife pick me up, but see here. When i went back in alone the chicks were drawn to me, they wanted whatever i had that made her want to marry in 3 months and give me her new Mustang vert.

Now, I can walk away from this idiotbox and get a POA anytime i want. Those of you that have reservation about meeting women in bars?

Wife has 2 degrees and we just quit going (bars) after the first couple months. In fact neither even drinks persea. Didnt know what to say on the new years thread, we had just a couple and "went to bed early". We found what we were looking for. I have an extraordinary daughter that i KNOW ive done nothing to deserve her or any of this. Alas, this is ALL based around this same principle.

This is a tough sell in the public Library, some of ya need to get out more!

 

Excuse me....is there a mirror in your pocket? Because, I swore I saw myslef ....

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Please keep comments as family oriented as possible or this thread will have to be closed.

 

A friendgirl told me this once, as a joke "I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?"

"Nice shoes. Wanna....."

"Your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right is Christmas, and I'd love to come visit between the holiday's."

Trevor

 

You walk into a restaurant and you really have a thing for the hostess. She asks "How many?", you respond with "(how ever many are there), but there would be (one more) if you'd join us."

Another one that sounds REALLY hokey, but definitely works is to walk up to the girl that's been catching your eye all night and start a coversation with her like you know her from some place. Just walk up and say "(random name)? How has it been since (insert something, like went to school together)" she responds that sorry, you must have the wrong person. BUT you're already talking to her, just roll with it.

Justin

 

i was attempting the "you fell from heaven" one but it didn't go to well... went kinda like this,
"did it hurt?" WHACK, left a hand print on my face...
that was like the 3rd or 4th time i saw her... apparently she had never heard that line before and thought it had sexual meaning lol