pick up lines
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From: Southern MD
The best line that HAS worked. . . .
"Hi. Would you like to go out and get something to eat, on Saturday?"
It worked!!!!! It ACTUALLY worked!!!
I too, have used the line, "Didn't we go to different schools. together?"
The girl laughed. Didn't work. Got a laugh, though.
"Hi. Would you like to go out and get something to eat, on Saturday?"
It worked!!!!! It ACTUALLY worked!!!
I too, have used the line, "Didn't we go to different schools. together?"
The girl laughed. Didn't work. Got a laugh, though.
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From: UNION, NJ
the next time a waitress asks for your order .... ask her if she takes orders to go..... if she says sure , then say okay get your coat and lets go. (it usually gets them to smile)
Last edited by Classic F-250; Jan 15, 2005 at 09:42 AM.
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Originally Posted by TioVato
How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Poached, scrambled or ........?
Ugh. Apologies all around!
-Sam
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From: Saskatchewan
If U already are dating the girl and you are parked in the car, tell her that the speakers sound better in the back seat. (pretty lame may work for some of you with a back seat)
If you don't know the person
"I know what your thinking, and yes I will lower my standards tonight just for you"
"how much does a polar bear weight"......"enough to break the ice, Hi I am ..."
I have others but can't have you guys spreeding the around ruinning it for me
If you don't know the person
"I know what your thinking, and yes I will lower my standards tonight just for you"
"how much does a polar bear weight"......"enough to break the ice, Hi I am ..."
I have others but can't have you guys spreeding the around ruinning it for me
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From: Oak Harbor, OH
THe #1 best of all (that works) is a simple hello. If you walk up and ask some stupid question, or make some stupid remark they think you're a perv, and won't talk to you... Walk and say "Hi". IF they respond, proceed with a normal conversation ("will the both of us fit in your pants?" is NOT a good way to pick up a girl).
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From: Kalispell, MT
heck...right now, i'm just tryin to figger out how i can get OUT of the current relationship i'm in. i can't just up and leave, cuz neither one of us can afford a place by ourselves, and i sure as hell-o ain't gonna move back to my folks place...but some of these could be fun to try, anyway...
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From: inver grove heights MN
peck- its so funny that i happened to hear that exact same line tonight
so i see this chick at the bar tonight id been wanting to talk to for a long time. so, i set my buddy up, he wasnt expecting it. he has a girlfriend, so i introduced them telling her he wanted to meet her. i walked away, and came back exactly as he was saying "i have a girlfriend"
so i chime in going "i thought you two broke up" to my friend, about his girlfriend.... "anyways, since hes out of the question, whats your name? " i talked to her for quite a while, got her number before the night was over. my poor buddy though... i always set him up like that, but it works out for me!
so i see this chick at the bar tonight id been wanting to talk to for a long time. so, i set my buddy up, he wasnt expecting it. he has a girlfriend, so i introduced them telling her he wanted to meet her. i walked away, and came back exactly as he was saying "i have a girlfriend"
so i chime in going "i thought you two broke up" to my friend, about his girlfriend.... "anyways, since hes out of the question, whats your name? " i talked to her for quite a while, got her number before the night was over. my poor buddy though... i always set him up like that, but it works out for me!
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From: Tillsonburg ON
I guess it's a bit different being a girl ... my fave (always works unless they already have girlfriends):
"Is that your F350? How do you like your - insert something cool that he's got on his truck that I don't ... "
I'll also ask about anything the guy is hauling or towing (ATV, motorcycle, sled, big generator, not too keen on boats though) or his dog. Anything that gets him talking about himself. I'm sure this works with girls too.
Of course this all works better in parking lots than in bars. I don't know about other girls but I've never gone out with a guy that tried to pick me up in a bar, so you guys might as well stop trying there ...
"Is that your F350? How do you like your - insert something cool that he's got on his truck that I don't ... "
I'll also ask about anything the guy is hauling or towing (ATV, motorcycle, sled, big generator, not too keen on boats though) or his dog. Anything that gets him talking about himself. I'm sure this works with girls too.
Of course this all works better in parking lots than in bars. I don't know about other girls but I've never gone out with a guy that tried to pick me up in a bar, so you guys might as well stop trying there ...
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From: Lufkin
I don't know about other girls but I've never gone out with a guy that tried to pick me up in a bar, so you guys might as well stop trying there ...
Apparently you think these are serious pick-up lines...(well, I guess some are), but I just think they're funny!