pick up lines
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From: Kansas City, MO
The only one that has ever worked for me:
*guy*- (her name), do you have a quarter I can borrow?
*girl* - Well, yes I do, can I ask why?
*guy*- My mother told me to call home when I feel in love.
*guy*- (her name), do you have a quarter I can borrow?
*girl* - Well, yes I do, can I ask why?
*guy*- My mother told me to call home when I feel in love.
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From: Chalmette, LA
Well it's not actually a pick up line but here it goes:
guy: You can call me Flinstone.
girl: Why do they call you Flinstone?
guy: Because I can make a Bedrock.
Bad I know but plenty of girls have laughed at that one.
guy: You can call me Flinstone.
girl: Why do they call you Flinstone?
guy: Because I can make a Bedrock.
Bad I know but plenty of girls have laughed at that one.
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From: Lubbock, Texas
Originally Posted by big hoss 29
Hey, are you a parking ticket darlin', cause you've got FINE written all over you!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I've never had the guts to say these, but my friendgirl laughs at them.....or me.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I've never had the guts to say these, but my friendgirl laughs at them.....or me.
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How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Poached, scrambled or ........?
Last edited by Fordlover1951; Jan 6, 2005 at 07:18 PM. Reason: aa little too risque'
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From: Illinois
i was gonna say the redneck pickup line "git in the truck" but someone beat me to it.
so instead ill say the other redneck pickup line. revvin up your truck at girls.
like one time when some girl drove by me in a lifted up ford f150 with tires and pipes and she revved it up at me, so i chased her down and revved up back at her. mine was louder so it probably scared her, cuz i never got to talk to her.
so instead ill say the other redneck pickup line. revvin up your truck at girls.
like one time when some girl drove by me in a lifted up ford f150 with tires and pipes and she revved it up at me, so i chased her down and revved up back at her. mine was louder so it probably scared her, cuz i never got to talk to her.
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This one will more than likely get you a hand imprint on the side of your face rather than a phone number on a napkin.
"Can I touch your bellybutton? (snip) ?"
"Can I touch your bellybutton? (snip) ?"
Last edited by Fordlover1951; Jan 6, 2005 at 07:20 PM. Reason: a wee bit too risque'
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From: Damascus-Boring, Ore
Originally Posted by FLgargoyle
My father actually got my mother with "Where have you been all my life?" (In 1946)
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From: Virginia Beach
Reach for the tag in her shirt and when she asks what you're doing say, "looking for the 'made in heaven' tag."
"Are your feet tired? 'cause you've been running through my mind all night..."
"Are your feet tired? 'cause you've been running through my mind all night..."
