How many of you listen to Roy D Mercer. I love his prank calls, they get me laughin every time I listen to them.
"How big 'a boy are ya?"

 

My uncle has a couple cd's of his, they are hilarious

 

I used to listen to him like it was goin out of style, considerin he's an Oklahoma boy and I'm just over in Arkansas. Havn't heards or seen much of him i nthe last few years. Rigth now, it's Blue Collar Comedy Tour though..... Roy D. - " Well i'm gonna get me some satisfaction!" I used to have abunch of cds, don't know where they ventured too

 

I'll knock a lung loose.

I'm gonna be on you like ugly on a Baldwin brother.

You're about to git yer dough popped.

I'll be on you like rust on a pump handle.

I'm gonna tear you a new corn chute.

I'm tougher 'n a two dollar steak.

I'll be on you like a rat on a cheeto.

I'm gonna git a hunk outta you big enough to clog the drain.

I'll tear into you like a hobo into a bologna sandwich.

I'll put a popknot on yer head big enough for a calf to suck on.

I'm gonna hit ya so hard, yer kids'll be borned dizzy.

I'll be on you like ugly on a baboon's rear.
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I'll beat you like pancake batter.

I'm gonna tear into you like a mountain lion into a baby goat.

You gonna be laughin' out the other side of your face over there

I'm gonna put a pop knot on your head so big you're gonna need a support garment

I'll be on you like red ants on a spilt snowcone

The fella that's getting ready to dot both your eyes

I was gonna come over there and grab you by the matza ***** and wouldn't let go till it thunders

I was getting ready to come over there and box your ears

You ain't bigger than a pop corn fart

I'll jump right square in the middle of ya, stomp a mudhole and stop it dry

I'll be getting on you like a boar hog on a corn cob

I'll work somebody a new corn shoot down 'er

Tear into you like a dad gum cordouroy into a hemoroid

I'll be on you like ants on a fish head

Punch you right between the running lights

I'm gonna put a pop knot on your head big enough to have an "umbiblical cord"


I'm gonna be on you like a wet fart on satin undies

 

Listened to his tapes years ago. But I heard the guy that did Roy died in a motorcycle accident. Or is that a untrue rumor?

 

I'll put pop-knots on yer head in the shape of a wishbone formation...

When was the last time ya had been<!yer ***> whipped by an oklahoma boy...

Ever had your *** whooped before? Well by god, you better get ready cause I'm bout to come down there with a 55 gallon drum of *** whooop and pour on you...

You gonna be there all day?

My favorite was the bird dog guy. He got so mad, and gave him directions so the could "Square Off"...

Anyone ever watch the TK & Mike hunting videos? I'm naming my next lab "5 dolla dog"

 

How big a boy are ya?

Y'all didn't sell me a gay dog now didja?

All Time favorite is the Navy Recruiter. Squarshed his pet hamster, Liberace. Classic!

 

[url]http://www.roydmercer.com
Check out this link. I think he is still around?
cant get it to link. Just type in the address.

 

"well im Roy D. Mercer by God an imma be ova ta see ya later ya gonna be in all day"....i loved listening to his cd's say it aint so..hes still alive right??

 

Lets watch the language everyone....

 

Roy: "You ever had your (butt) wooped?"
Mid. Easterner: "Well, I can tell you one thing, I have been to Barue and I have seen it all, is that good enough?"
Roy: "Barup... isn't that something you put on your hair??"
Mid. East.: "No, no, Lebanon... do you know what is Lebanon??"
Roy: "Ya, I've been to Lebanon MO"
Mid: "Ya, I've been there too"
Roy: "I'll tell ya... I've been sideways of one of them curvy knives ya'll have"

hehe...

 

He is still alive and on KMOD 97.5 in Tulsa everymorning Breakfast club Zoo


Brent Douglas is his name

http://www.kmod.com/jocks.html

Mike

 

Well I guess the guy that said that was wrong. Glad to hear it.

 

Wish we got that station here in Dallas.

 

I wish we had it here in Vegas too. There is not too many funny FM dj's. When I want to hear a funny person I have to turn it to AM and listen to good ol Rush. My AM stinks so every time I am under a power line it whines.