pick up lines
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Top Ten of the dumbest: (no particular order except number 1)
10. "I lost your phone number, can I have mine?"
9. "I lost my phone number, could you please help me find it in the phone book?"
8. "Hello, I like you, don't tell me your name" (from "hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name" for those of you scratching your head.)
7. "You must like cherry pie because i don't and i'm not sweet but you are"
6. "You look like you don't have any friends. I could be yours"
5. "Your name must be (name here) because it's on your nametag and you told me right before you took my order...Can I have a refill?"
4. "I went fishin' today and finally caught something good"
3. "Can I buy you a drink?"
2. "Hi....uhh...I think you're really pretty (turns head) 'Hey, Jim, what should I say next...Jim!...Jim!!' Uhh...never mind."
1. "Hi"
10. "I lost your phone number, can I have mine?"
9. "I lost my phone number, could you please help me find it in the phone book?"
8. "Hello, I like you, don't tell me your name" (from "hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name" for those of you scratching your head.)
7. "You must like cherry pie because i don't and i'm not sweet but you are"
6. "You look like you don't have any friends. I could be yours"
5. "Your name must be (name here) because it's on your nametag and you told me right before you took my order...Can I have a refill?"
4. "I went fishin' today and finally caught something good"
3. "Can I buy you a drink?"
2. "Hi....uhh...I think you're really pretty (turns head) 'Hey, Jim, what should I say next...Jim!...Jim!!' Uhh...never mind."
1. "Hi"
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"Top Ten of the dumbest: (no particular order except number 1)" <---Thats where I got the "dumb"
Yeah, I know, I'm, uhh, "unique"
Wierd is a better word, but I don't like to put myself down....who am I kidding, yeah I do.
Yeah, I know, I'm, uhh, "unique"
Wierd is a better word, but I don't like to put myself down....who am I kidding, yeah I do.
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From: Indianapolis, IN
Don't have a lame pickup line. "Hello." and if she even acknowledges that then "you here waiting for someone?" - that's after I talked to a gal once upon a time that was actually waiting for her BF to show up.
I wished I knew the one about "nice shoes" back when I was in college - met this gal at a place and she was barefooted. I asked her where she left her shoes, like at her table or something and she said "nope. I don't wear shoes unless it's snowing" ... hmmm okay. I stumbled around looking for something say and couldn't and she got disinterested and left
I wished I knew the one about "nice shoes" back when I was in college - met this gal at a place and she was barefooted. I asked her where she left her shoes, like at her table or something and she said "nope. I don't wear shoes unless it's snowing" ... hmmm okay. I stumbled around looking for something say and couldn't and she got disinterested and left
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I don't wear shoes unless it's snowing" ... hmmm okay. I stumbled around looking for something say and couldn't and she got disinterested and left
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