pick up lines
I guess that could be taken a couple ways, eh? Don't make me sound too hot either. Guess, I'll quit while I'm still behind.
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From: Billings Montana
Hey, are you a parking ticket darlin', cause you've got FINE written all over you!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I've never had the guts to say these, but my friendgirl laughs at them.....or me.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I've never had the guts to say these, but my friendgirl laughs at them.....or me.
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From: Foothills of NC
Here you go:
“You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!”
“I may not be the best looking guy here… but I’m the only one talking to you.”
“Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”
“My love for you is like diarrhea—I just can’t hold it in!”
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
"You'll do."
"Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"Don't I know you from the homeless shelter."
"If I massage your neck will you scratch my rash?"
"If you were a booger, I would pick you first."
"You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno."
"Whoa -- that's some impressive zit you got there!"
"Do you know how to use a whip?"
“You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!”
“I may not be the best looking guy here… but I’m the only one talking to you.”
“Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”
“My love for you is like diarrhea—I just can’t hold it in!”
"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
"You'll do."
"Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick."
"Don't I know you from the homeless shelter."
"If I massage your neck will you scratch my rash?"
"If you were a booger, I would pick you first."
"You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno."
"Whoa -- that's some impressive zit you got there!"
"Do you know how to use a whip?"
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From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas
What do you want for breakfast in the morning
**lick your finger and touch her shirt** let me take you home and get you out of those wet cloths
**lick your finger and touch her shirt** let me take you home and get you out of those wet cloths
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From: BC, Canada
Pardon me but I seem to have lost my phone number....may I borrow your's please?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I
fell for you.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid because I scraped my knee when I
fell for you.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
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From: Kalispell, Mt.
Originally Posted by Racerguy
So far I'm impressed that this thread has stayed reasonably clean 
It's being watched though
It's being watched though
Actually, I think I'm going to write a few of them down and see if they work on my wife!!!
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From: inver grove heights MN
you- " did it hurt ? "
her- did what hurt?
you- " when you fell from heaven"
" do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants"
"am i in heaven? cause i see an angel before me"
her- did what hurt?
you- " when you fell from heaven"
" do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants"
"am i in heaven? cause i see an angel before me"