just kidding 
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Cargo Master
Joined: Aug 2004
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From: Murphysboro, IL
I need the joke for my 1000th post.
BTW taz, I saw a picture of the truck you ask about a while back, looks nice.
Warm up joke:
What's the difference between Delta Burke and a 747?
10 pounds!
BTW taz, I saw a picture of the truck you ask about a while back, looks nice.
Warm up joke:
What's the difference between Delta Burke and a 747?
10 pounds!
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Joined: Nov 2004
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Gel....hair gel?
Originally Posted by heavnbound
Well from what I have heard on the Forum, the V10 gets a little bit better mileage, but I had a V10 in a Ford Van and what a hog that was! So I steered clear of the V10 engine.
The diesel was a second choice but it requires some babying in the wintertime with cold temperatures...having to switch from #2 diesel to #1 (or vise versa) and the risk that you have the wrong type in your tank in case the weather drops suddenly...heard a lot of stories about gelling and didn't want the headaches.
If it had had two fuel tanks it might have been different...
The diesel was a second choice but it requires some babying in the wintertime with cold temperatures...having to switch from #2 diesel to #1 (or vise versa) and the risk that you have the wrong type in your tank in case the weather drops suddenly...heard a lot of stories about gelling and didn't want the headaches.
If it had had two fuel tanks it might have been different...
Happy holiday to you and yours,
fang180
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From: Indianapolis, IN
Evening all ... just woke up from an after-work nap and now I'm good til the wee hours
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From: Indianapolis, IN
Originally Posted by Torque1st
Keep those jokes clean or they get removed... 
<cue ="K," men="" in="" black="">(K, Men In Black) "We at the FBI have no sense of humor that we are aware of"</cue>
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here's a good joke...
an 80 yr old man is fishing when a frog jumps over to where he is sitting, says"I'm really an 18 yr old princess and if you kiss me i will turn into my old self and you can have your way with me." The old man puts the frog in his pocket and goes home. There he takes the frog and places it on the kitchen table. "Well, you going to kiss me or what?", the frog asks. "I was going to but at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
an 80 yr old man is fishing when a frog jumps over to where he is sitting, says"I'm really an 18 yr old princess and if you kiss me i will turn into my old self and you can have your way with me." The old man puts the frog in his pocket and goes home. There he takes the frog and places it on the kitchen table. "Well, you going to kiss me or what?", the frog asks. "I was going to but at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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From: Indianapolis, IN
Originally Posted by truckertaz
I am about 60 miles north of QC in dubuque.
I lived in Illinois and worked in Davenport back in 98 and 99. I don't miss the 75 miles drive to work every day or crossing the river at the Moline I-74 bridge.