Bumper Stickers
Jan 21, 2005 | 06:14 PM
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From: Calgary, Canada
"Horn not working, Watch for finger."
"hey, you're in a car, not a freakin phone booth!"
Jan 21, 2005 | 06:37 PM
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From: California Desert
I invented these two not too long ago:
"I'm going to hell! Anyone up for a group discount?"
"I'm not a fighter, I need both fists for drinking."
Jan 21, 2005 | 07:04 PM
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From: Cloverdale, BC, Canada
"I'll bet you a new car that I can stop faster than you can."
Jan 21, 2005 | 07:18 PM
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From: Plano, Tx.
"if you can read this, I can hit my breaks and sue you"
Jan 21, 2005 | 07:26 PM
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From: Southern MD
"Gun control to end crime is like abolishing Trailer Parks to prevent tornadoes."
"I'm a member of PETA. P eople E at T asty A nimals."
However, the ONLY sticker on my truck is:
The American Flag!!!
Flying high!!!! (Drivers' side back window - as high as it can be mounted.)
Jan 21, 2005 | 08:57 PM
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From: South Ga
eye level on back bumper of lifted truck....."smile as you go under"
Jan 21, 2005 | 09:29 PM
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From: Montana Territory
Jan 21, 2005 | 11:13 PM
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From: CA Central Coast
On rear bumper for those tailgaters:
"Too close for missiles...switching to guns!"
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Jan 21, 2005 | 11:18 PM
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From: Lancaster
I only mounted a school sticker, and one for a local store I like.
I do have a window cling that reads, "Drinking Promotes Freedom Of Speech" but I probably won't mount it.
I like seeing on little cars, "yeah its got a hemi"
I may get, "this year, vacation the millions of worlds of a used book store"
I don't mount political stickers. No need to advertise what I believe. Though I do see some very entertaining ones.
Alvie.
Jan 22, 2005 | 12:16 AM
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From: Minnesota
Quote:
Originally Posted by 00BlueOvalRanger
"Gun control to end crime is like abolishing Trailer Parks to prevent tornadoes."
^^^^I LIKE that one
I had a FIREFIGHTERS FOR BUSH sticker on my truck until I found out it was a political sticker.
Last edited by rick90yj; Jan 22, 2005 at 12:22 AM .
Reason: additional info
Jan 22, 2005 | 03:54 AM
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My favorite still is my "Disgruntled Employee of the Month" sticker!
Jan 22, 2005 | 06:18 AM
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On my trailer: Please don't tell my mom you saw me driving this truck. She thinks I'm still playing piano in a ***** house and I don't want to dis-appoint her.
Jan 22, 2005 | 09:30 AM
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From: London Canada
here is another good one
I am Homer of Borg...YOU WILL BE ASSIM...ohhhhh a donut
Jan 22, 2005 | 10:43 AM
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From: Plano, Tx.
yah I had one for like 2 days that said "Standing behind a bush, not using the John" but my mom made me git rid of it.
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