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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 06:14 PM
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"Horn not working, Watch for finger."
"hey, you're in a car, not a freakin phone booth!"
 
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 06:37 PM
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I invented these two not too long ago:

"I'm going to hell! Anyone up for a group discount?"
"I'm not a fighter, I need both fists for drinking."
 
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 07:04 PM
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"I'll bet you a new car that I can stop faster than you can."
 
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 07:18 PM
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"if you can read this, I can hit my breaks and sue you"
 
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 07:26 PM
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"Gun control to end crime is like abolishing Trailer Parks to prevent tornadoes."

"I'm a member of PETA. People Eat Tasty Animals."


However, the ONLY sticker on my truck is:
The American Flag!!!
Flying high!!!! (Drivers' side back window - as high as it can be mounted.)
 
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 08:57 PM
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eye level on back bumper of lifted truck....."smile as you go under"
 
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 09:29 PM
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Check this out. Ed Kemmick is a local writer here, and I usually like what he has to say.
My favoriter sticker is "How's my driving? 1-800 EAT poo)

http://www.billingsgazette.com/index...45-kemmick.inc
 
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 11:13 PM
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On rear bumper for those tailgaters:

"Too close for missiles...switching to guns!"
 
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Old Jan 21, 2005 | 11:18 PM
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I only mounted a school sticker, and one for a local store I like.

I do have a window cling that reads, "Drinking Promotes Freedom Of Speech" but I probably won't mount it.

I like seeing on little cars, "yeah its got a hemi"

I may get, "this year, vacation the millions of worlds of a used book store"

I don't mount political stickers. No need to advertise what I believe. Though I do see some very entertaining ones.

Alvie.
 
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Old Jan 22, 2005 | 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by 00BlueOvalRanger
"Gun control to end crime is like abolishing Trailer Parks to prevent tornadoes."
^^^^I LIKE that one

I had a FIREFIGHTERS FOR BUSH sticker on my truck until I found out it was a political sticker.
 

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Old Jan 22, 2005 | 03:54 AM
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My favorite still is my "Disgruntled Employee of the Month" sticker!
 
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Old Jan 22, 2005 | 06:18 AM
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On my trailer: Please don't tell my mom you saw me driving this truck. She thinks I'm still playing piano in a ***** house and I don't want to dis-appoint her.
 
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Old Jan 22, 2005 | 09:30 AM
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here is another good one

I am Homer of Borg...YOU WILL BE ASSIM...ohhhhh a donut
 
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Old Jan 22, 2005 | 10:43 AM
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yah I had one for like 2 days that said "Standing behind a bush, not using the John" but my mom made me git rid of it.
 
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