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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 07:52 AM
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I had this one on my vehicle untill I was tailed by cops for three nights straight,

"Bad Cop, No Doughnut"
Im thinking of getting one of these.
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 08:05 AM
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Here's one I made up
Buy American owned, Buy American made, OR Bye American Jobs
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 08:21 AM
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"Driver carries no cash, He's Married"
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 12:21 PM
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I just ordered one that says, "The Second Amendment. America's Original Homeland Security!"
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 02:20 PM
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whats the link?
i use www.stickergiant.com
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 05:14 PM
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Snow Fighter -- Hey great bumper sticker!!! I bet you would be supprised how many people would put that on their imports. The mentality of people in this country...

I think that is a bunch of crap that the Feds use your "warning sticker" against you in court. If anything it should work in your favor. The problem is that the warning sticker is in english. There is not much use in that because anyone who can read english SHOULDNT be a problem to begin with.

I'll let my NRA sticker speak for itself. If you invade my property and threaten my security and well-being (life), I will excersize my right to make you incapable of doing that to me or anyone else. I believe that sticker is fair warning of that dont you? If you ask me, criminal deserves that warning, Im just a really nice guy.

That "watch out for the idiot behind me" is still cracking me up too.
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 06:39 PM
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"if girls are made of sugar and spice, how come they smell like tuna"

"if you live some one set them free, if they dont come back call them up later when you are drunk."

"sorry my car is a piece of crap, my parents didnt buy it for me"
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 07:06 PM
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That look you were going for....you missed.
Nice hair....shame about the face.
I see you're playing stupid agian, looks like your winning too.
Finish your beer, theres sober kids in India.
Where have you been all my life and why didnt you stay there.
Sitck around, I may need someone to blame.
If I throw a stick will you leave?
<!Save the vegetables, eat a retard.!>
Learn from your parents mistakes, use birth control.
 
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Old Jan 16, 2005 | 01:05 AM
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I love this one...

Never mind the dog... beware of owner!
 
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Old Jan 16, 2005 | 01:22 AM
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"loud pipes save lives"
"my other car is a derby car"
"gun control is being able to hit your target"

the first 2 stickers are in the back window of my truck, pic in my gallery.
 
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Old Jan 16, 2005 | 03:44 AM
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This one was up-side-down on the windshield of a jeep. "If you can read this, please flip me over".
 
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Old Jan 16, 2005 | 08:13 AM
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Didn't see it happen so I'm going by another's account of the events...

Friend of mine from HS (alabama, heart of the bible belt among other things) had a sticker on the back of his 70 F-100 that read "S*** Happens". He came out of a store to find a police officer with a razor knife removing the S word from the sticker. The officer explained that sticker is a violation of Alabama's anti-obscenity law and he is empowered to remove it. He supposedly wrote a warning ticket also.

I never saw the warning ticket, and I knew in the 80's Alabama was *trying* to pass an anti-obscenity law but I thought it didn't pass, and if it did courts would knock it down for 1st Amendment reasons.
 
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Old Jan 16, 2005 | 08:25 AM
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back of my big rig when i drove. pass with care tabaco chewer 55 feet ahead,
 
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Old Jan 16, 2005 | 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by captchas
back of my big rig when i drove. pass with care tabaco chewer 55 feet ahead,
Now THAT is funny!!!



My wife is from Texas, on her van, she has..

"save a horse, ride a cowboy"
 
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Old Jan 16, 2005 | 08:51 AM
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One I saw not too long ago: Cats, the other white meat

One I have on the windsheild of my 1987 Sentra: 1.6Ls of pure...uhhh...gas mileage
and on the back: Please be patient its cheap on gas
 
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