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Old Aug 14, 2004 | 01:18 AM
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How about this for a bumper sticker: Watch out for the idiot behind me!
 
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Old Aug 14, 2004 | 01:30 AM
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This one is on mine: Warning This truck has been in 15 accidents, and hasn't lost one yet!
 
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Old Aug 14, 2004 | 10:50 AM
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<!This one has offended a few people..."My other toy has t*ts">

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Old Aug 14, 2004 | 10:56 AM
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Seen in the county, Spokane, WA, "Make welfare as hard to get as a county building permit".
 
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Old Aug 14, 2004 | 11:15 AM
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<My son the EAGLE Scout has one on his car"I got kicked out of the CUBSCOUTS for Eating BROWNIES!">

Being as I'm an ex-Navy Hospital Corpsman and rode subs, these always get the Marines at Annapolis bent out of shape;

"The only good Marine is a SUBMARINE!" and
" The Marines are looking for a few good men.......U.S. NAVY CORPSMEN"
" The best part of the CORPS is the CORPSMEN"
 
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Old Aug 14, 2004 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by larry derouin
<My son the EAGLE Scout has one on his car"I got kicked out of the CUBSCOUTS for Eating BROWNIES!">

Being as I'm an ex-Navy Hospital Corpsman and rode subs, these always get the Marines at Annapolis bent out of shape;

"The only good Marine is a SUBMARINE!" and
" The Marines are looking for a few good men.......U.S. NAVY CORPSMEN"
" The best part of the CORPS is the CORPSMEN"


Those are funny... Did you think of those with your bellbottoms on and your coffee cup resting on your belly

 
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Old Aug 15, 2004 | 10:55 AM
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Sorry about that guys, admittedly it was a little "iffy". I'll use more discretion in my posting in the future.
BFW
 
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Old Aug 15, 2004 | 03:47 PM
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Old Aug 15, 2004 | 08:28 PM
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My old truck had one that read- My girl can't wrestle but you oughta see her box
seen one the other day- In search of the ultimate buzz ( tell me thats not going to draw the attention of your local law enforcement)
And of course- I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting
 

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Old Aug 15, 2004 | 08:50 PM
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Did you know that if you have stickers like "Kill'em all,let god sort them out" "premisis protected by Smith and Wesson" and "tresspassers will be shot,survivers will be shot again" The cops will use these against you in court to make you look like a vigilante or a terrorist.I found out all about it when the ATF came and took my machine guns away. Plus if you did shoot a burgler,the presence of these stickers proves premeditation in a shooting.so from here on out there will be no warning given.
 

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Old Aug 15, 2004 | 08:54 PM
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Yea they will use anything against you in a court. what did you get for that anyways VIN?
 
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Old Aug 15, 2004 | 09:11 PM
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I haven't been sentenced yet. the prosecution is pushing for 33-41 months federal time so 85% of that.I've got a good lawyer and hope to get it down to probation and house arrest.
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by truckertaz
Those are funny... Did you think of those with your bellbottoms on and your coffee cup resting on your belly

I once told a marine that the corps was part of the Dept of the Navy- He said "Yeah, The MEN'S Dept!!"

Favorite sticker said "What id the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about???"

Saw a t-shirt that said "Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl"
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 07:00 AM
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A while back, we made a bumper sticker that read..."Honk if You're Gay"...and put it on the back of a coworker's car on Friday afternoon. Monday morning when he came in, was he hot! He couldn't understand why these guys were honking and looking at him. I still laugh when I think about that!

MR
 
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Old Aug 16, 2004 | 07:31 AM
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