Bumper Stickers
Fleet Mechanic
Joined: Jul 2003
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I have this one stashed someplace, "This may not be the Mayflower, but you Daughter came across in it." always had the smarts enough not to put it on a vehicle 
Now that I have a Teenage daughter, I'm thinking about giving it to her boyfriend, who's playing her and other girls. He's stupid enough to use it, and sure someones dad will be happy to take him out 
Now that I have a Teenage daughter, I'm thinking about giving it to her boyfriend, who's playing her and other girls. He's stupid enough to use it, and sure someones dad will be happy to take him out
Fleet Mechanic
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We started and tested new support equipment for Computer rooms. We had one contractor that had miss wired so much stuff it wasn't funny. We were getting ready to test an UPS. It was missed wired, he pitched a tantrum, and we had him do the honors of throwing the switch. It blew up a load bank, he had to get rid of his undershorts after that. We had Bumper stickers and T-shirts printed with the slogan "We Make ***** Happen." Someone must have told him about them because after about six months HQ, came down on us hard about them.
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Tuned
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and for the Star Wars fans out there, you know how you can say Trekkie for someone how likes Star Trek, but what do you say for someone who likes star wars any suggestions, who knows maybe we can start a new word.
anyway back to the bumper stickers i just made up.
"Bad Stormtropper, No Biscut"
and just for good measure...
"Bad Emperor, No Evil Empire For You"
Signed,
The Don
anyway back to the bumper stickers i just made up.
"Bad Stormtropper, No Biscut"
and just for good measure...
"Bad Emperor, No Evil Empire For You"
Signed,
The Don
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From: Idaho
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From: Topsfield, MA
Originally Posted by mustange70
Heres one: "If i can blame a gun for shooting someone, then i can blame my pencil for misspelling a word"
Out of all the ones listed...this one is my favorite.
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Joined: May 2003
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From: Gilbert, Arizona
Once I can finally build the TA I have been dreaming about I am going to have a sticker made that says something along the lines of:
"Slow cars get speeding tickets"
or
"Faster then a speeding ticket"
The only sticker I have and the only one see worthy of my truck is my NRA sticker. During football season an occasional Steelers removable sticker goes on.
"Slow cars get speeding tickets"
or
"Faster then a speeding ticket"
The only sticker I have and the only one see worthy of my truck is my NRA sticker. During football season an occasional Steelers removable sticker goes on.