i went online and found a site on Bumper Stickers and picked a few that caught my eye, they might not be in line with your views so forgive me but thats whats great about the USA we all have a right to view things how we like.

It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC

Diplomacy is that art of saying "Nice Doggie"...till you can find a rock

Help end poverty. Eat the poor

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he
proposes to pay off with your money.

Always remember, plunder first THEN burn!

I love animals, they're delicious!

Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.

Guns don't kill people, radical pro-lifers kill people.

If it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed over night... USMC

Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

Women are like Angels - always up in the air and harping about something!

Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.

This vehicle protected by a shotgun 23 hours a day. The rest of the time, I'm hiding the bodies."

There is nothing that can't be fixed by the proper application of hi-explosives - U.S. Airforce

If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson

Chauvinism: A word invented by women who don't know their place in the world

So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip.

Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

If you keep trying to ban clearcutting, try wiping yourself with plastic

I'm pro choice: I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat, and wear fur.

Earth first! We'll strip mine other planets later!

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I hope you enjoy these.

Signed,
The Don

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Oh man! I'd love to put just about every one of those on my truck...but that would look pretty darn stupid. I'm going to have to think for a while to figure out which one I want to turn into a sticker.

 

dont forget, just as the wording on a bumper sticker says something about you. so does just having one of those ugly pieces of paper stuck to your beautiful vehicle!

 

Don't Flame me for this one:

-Dodge the father and Ram the daughter


-Why Ram it when you can PowerStroke it?

 

i might put one of those on one of the Dodges we got

 

My personal favorite: "Will the last American leaving Miami please bring the flag."

 

Quick hijack, I once saw an ad for a tshirt that had a picture of a Vulcan machine gun on it. It read "GE...We Bring Good Things To Life."

 

oh my god that was too funny.

Signed,
The Don

 

My father-in-law sports these two on his truck.....

"It only takes one beer to get me drunk.....
I just can't remember if it was the 8th or the 9th."


"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my father,
Not screaming like the passengers in his car..."

 

Heres one: "If i can blame a gun for shooting someone, then i can blame my pencil for misspelling a word"

 

Have you flogged your crew today?

For the Trekkie in all of us: If you can read this, you're in phaser range.

 

I have always loved the one that says: My kid beat up your honor student

and one that I saw in college that always stuck with me: Beer, its whats for dinner

 

I've typed this one elsewhere in a similar-subject thread, but here goes...

If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it's english, thank a vet

 

"I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables"

 

I Brake for Deer (NOT)