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Jan 16, 2005 | 12:28 PM

#61

jeffvms

Junior User

Joined: Jan 2005

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From: London Canada

I have a couple of good ones

For the back of a big truck "As a matter of fact, I do own the road"

"My daddy farted and we can't get out" Back of minivan

"Designed by a computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron"

Jan 16, 2005 | 05:24 PM

#62

Flip4ford

Fleet Owner

Joined: Oct 2004

Posts: 20,813

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From: Newton America :-P

I've seen these...
Your kid may be an honor student, but you are an idiot...
Love America... Or leave it... I don't care which
And for the Star wars fans amoung us... a picture of yoda and the words.... Bend over and let me see your darkside :-)

Jan 16, 2005 | 06:01 PM

#63

captchas

Guest

Joined: Nov 2004

Posts: 7,988

Likes: 55

From: north west new jersey

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAT_man_963

Now THAT is funny!!!

"save a horse, ride a cowboy"

that too is a good one, see it around here in norwest jersey, farm and horse country,

Jan 16, 2005 | 07:16 PM

#64

muscletruck7379

Postmaster

Joined: Apr 2003

Posts: 2,703

Likes: 4

From: Harrisburg, NE

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffvms

"My daddy farted and we can't get out"

i think im gonna have to put that one on my parents minivan!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1979f_100

"Please be patient its cheap on gas"

ditto for that one, but for the ranger

Jan 16, 2005 | 07:55 PM

#65

xltlariat87

Senior User

Joined: Mar 2004

Posts: 217

Likes: 1

From: southwestern,pa

work harder:millions on welfare depend on you!!

Jan 17, 2005 | 07:40 PM

#66

naustin

Freshman User

Joined: Jan 2005

Posts: 28

Likes: 0

I used to have a bumper sticker that read,

"Follow Me to Certain Death"

I'm going to buy another one for my truck

Jan 17, 2005 | 11:11 PM

#67

e1p1

Fleet Mechanic

Joined: Feb 2004

Posts: 1,448

Likes: 2

From: CA Central Coast

On the back of an old VW Bus: "0-60 in 2 hours"

Obviously this one was on a retired sub dude's ride:
"There are only two kinds of ships; subs, and targets"

"Envision Whirled Peas"

Jan 17, 2005 | 11:53 PM

#68

polarbear

Post Fiend

Joined: Feb 2004

Posts: 10,728

Likes: 1

From: Damascus-Boring, Ore

"Just growing older, not up"
on the back of my VW Camper for years.

my personal favorite:
"Oh lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am"

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Jan 18, 2005 | 12:29 AM

#69

woogs

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Joined: Sep 2004

Posts: 774

Likes: 0

From: Plano, Tx.

I got a "Terorist Hunting Permit" sticker on my truck, it's in my gallery

Last edited by woogs; Jan 18, 2005 at 12:35 AM.

Jan 18, 2005 | 01:56 AM

#70

dhag911

Laughing Gas

Joined: Jul 2003

Posts: 893

Likes: 8

From: Lincoln, Nebraska

on mine "little boys wear bowties big boys drive ford" with 2 american flags in the upper corners of the back window

Jan 18, 2005 | 05:55 PM

#71

ColtM4

Elder User

Joined: Dec 2001

Posts: 527

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From: Central WA USA

An armed society is a polite society.
Soft judges make hardened criminals.
Hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees.

Jan 20, 2005 | 10:26 AM

#72

e1p1

Fleet Mechanic

Joined: Feb 2004

Posts: 1,448

Likes: 2

From: CA Central Coast

My Favorite:

"Dyslexics Untie!"

Jan 20, 2005 | 11:21 PM

#73

rebel_ford4x4

Posting Guru

Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 1,135

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From: Illinois

Quote:

Originally Posted by e1p1

My Favorite:

"Dyslexics Untie!"

you got me on that one..i thought it said "unite" until i reread it.

Jan 20, 2005 | 11:44 PM

#74

77hiboyboy

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Joined: Feb 2003

Posts: 1,054

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From: The Great Plains

When in doubt, knock em out. Support your local 81. One of my stickers(back window not bumper) bumper is tacky IMHO. A stud boy decal, troy lee skull, try to keep it tasteful, but yet colorful.