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What a crowd... No telling whats coming out...
I was thinking a duvet cover was going to be something for feminine hygiene on the toilet....
My wifes has been taking these defense courses at the gym before all this flu crap... So we bought some gloves and pads... Tell you what... i cant wait to stand back and watch if some jack wad gets out of hand at the mall....
That and 35 years ago when I taught her how to shoot... 9mm at pine cones on a tree.... 1st shot missed.... second shot too.... then exploding pine cones with every shot after... Had her shooting the 590A1 pump from the hip at a pile of paint cans... she was chasing them around with shot after shot... rifle... dead eye in the short ranges we can actually shoot here....
So Im either in big friggin trouble some day.... or very well backed up....
Its all on me....
I was thinking a duvet cover was going to be something for feminine hygiene on the toilet....
My wifes has been taking these defense courses at the gym before all this flu crap... So we bought some gloves and pads... Tell you what... i cant wait to stand back and watch if some jack wad gets out of hand at the mall....
That and 35 years ago when I taught her how to shoot... 9mm at pine cones on a tree.... 1st shot missed.... second shot too.... then exploding pine cones with every shot after... Had her shooting the 590A1 pump from the hip at a pile of paint cans... she was chasing them around with shot after shot... rifle... dead eye in the short ranges we can actually shoot here....
So Im either in big friggin trouble some day.... or very well backed up....
Its all on me....
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From: Hunterdon Cnty N.J.
Now I have to go re learn how to program the computerized lock at the public park restrooms so they can open tomorrow...Every time I mess with it I end up there with my reading glasses studying the manual and screwing up 57 times before the light bulb goes on and suddenly everything works fine....
later
later
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Wife trolled me pretty good. Turns out she ordered it online for store pickup. We are back already. Now I know what a duvet cover is and I guess I’ve been sleeping with a duvet and COVER for years. Who knew 🤷♂️ I guess that’s what happens when I’m out of town a lot.
I used to be big into the gym and got mixed up in martial arts. I taught my wife self defence so luckily since I know what she’s going to do, I can defend against her sneak attacks.
I’m taking the blue pill.
I used to be big into the gym and got mixed up in martial arts. I taught my wife self defence so luckily since I know what she’s going to do, I can defend against her sneak attacks.
I’m taking the blue pill.
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