2013 Knee-deep BS thread!
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I hit one, when I was on security here in 2000. With my black 95 -150. Damn thing tried to jump over the hood, hit him midway with the left windshield pillar. Good thing I laid down in the seat, his back legs swung through the drivers window, knocked the rearview mirror off of the windshiled, dented the INSIDE of the door, then ripped the out rear view mirror off.
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Here's a site for you gun guys. http://stevespages.com/page7b.htm .
If you need ideas for stylish looking deer smashers I can post pictures.
Lots of road kill out here, I've hit one,the wifes Subaru didn't fair well but the ravens liked it.
If you need ideas for stylish looking deer smashers I can post pictures.
Lots of road kill out here, I've hit one,the wifes Subaru didn't fair well but the ravens liked it.
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I bet if I stopped driving like a madman I'd probably miss them all.
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I hit one, when I was on security here in 2000. With my black 95 -150. Damn thing tried to jump over the hood, hit him midway with the left windshield pillar. Good thing I laid down in the seat, his back legs swung through the drivers window, knocked the rearview mirror off of the windshiled, dented the INSIDE of the door, then ripped the out rear view mirror off.
I figured already thinking mmmm BACKSTRAP when I grabbed my big knife and got out. Just as I get out, she jumps up and runs off. I think there is a good chance she ran off and died, but I wasn't able to track her. I'm pretty good at spotting blood trails, but she wasn't bleeding enough to leave drops.
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The worst one Allen Jr did was in my black SHO; 3 point buck mule deer jumped off a hill and landed on the nose of the hood. Hood pecked in the middle and shot the buck up over the roof and drivers side window. Horn print in drivers door and hoof print on roof.
