Favorite One Liner
Apr 9, 2003 | 01:36 PM
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From: Magrath
Favorite One Liner
What is your favorite One Liner and where is it from?
Apr 9, 2003 | 02:13 PM
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Favorite One Liner
Lady Astor: (with a marked look of disdain) "Mr. Chruchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison you!"
Apr 9, 2003 | 02:23 PM
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From: Connecticut
Favorite One Liner
"Once I thought I was wrong.......but I was mistaken."
Don't know where it's from.
Apr 9, 2003 | 02:35 PM
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From: Southwestern Michigan
Favorite One Liner
"That was a horrendous crash..........woulda killed ten ordinary men"
Apr 9, 2003 | 02:41 PM
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From: Calgary Canada
Favorite One Liner
Quote:
Originally posted by tellico racing "That was a horrendous crash..........woulda killed ten ordinary men"
GOLD!
Waxy
Apr 9, 2003 | 02:57 PM
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Favorite One Liner
"You're not so tough without your car,are you lady?"
Apr 9, 2003 | 03:17 PM
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From: Grande Prairie, AB
Favorite One Liner
haha those are good..
mine is the one below,
George-seinfeld.
Apr 9, 2003 | 03:43 PM
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From: BC, Canada
Favorite One Liner
I think you're pretty tough don't I?
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Apr 9, 2003 | 04:02 PM
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From: Silver Springs
Favorite One Liner
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Apr 9, 2003 | 05:03 PM
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From: South West Iowa
Favorite One Liner
I wish I was born rich instead of good looking
Apr 9, 2003 | 07:22 PM
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Favorite One Liner
And from my departed father -
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Apr 9, 2003 | 07:23 PM
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From: Woodruff, SC
Favorite One Liner
Say hello to my little friend!!
Apr 9, 2003 | 07:31 PM
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From: BC, Canada
Favorite One Liner
One of the guys at work came up with this one.....
Apr 9, 2003 | 07:38 PM
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From: Calgary Canada
Favorite One Liner
We may be small......but we're slow.
Apr 9, 2003 | 08:28 PM
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From: Quaker Hill ,CT U.S.A.
Favorite One Liner
"Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life"
