Favorite One Liner
Favorite One Liner
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From: Lower Rainland British Columbia, Canada
Favorite One Liner
I'm so broke I can't pay attention. Anon
You haven't stopped talking since you got here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
You can leave in a huff or you can leave in a minute and a huff, if thats to fast I can call you a cab. Groucho
You haven't stopped talking since you got here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
You can leave in a huff or you can leave in a minute and a huff, if thats to fast I can call you a cab. Groucho
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Joined: Mar 2003
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From: sperker vill in south stereoland
Favorite One Liner
My friend has this one he uses. if you ask him a question he can't answer he says "sausage"
"i used to have a handle on life but it broke."
so be it "hard harry"
"hey i forgot about the beer , you want a beer, well how about some ether "what" nevermind."
if you can read this flip me over. seen upside down on a jeep rock crawler machine.
listen up you primitive screw heads.
there i was in the middle of the 1964 acid wave. holy jesus there i am!.
screw you guys im going home.
i know.... i know way too many one-liners and movie quotes.
bye
"i used to have a handle on life but it broke."
so be it "hard harry"
"hey i forgot about the beer , you want a beer, well how about some ether "what" nevermind."
if you can read this flip me over. seen upside down on a jeep rock crawler machine.
listen up you primitive screw heads.
there i was in the middle of the 1964 acid wave. holy jesus there i am!.
screw you guys im going home.
i know.... i know way too many one-liners and movie quotes.
bye
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From: PacNW
Favorite One Liner
The one that I think is destined to be one of my all time favorites came from an interview Fox News did with the Commander of the U.S. air campaign in Operation Iraqi Freedom regarding the pounding they were giving the Republican Guard units:
"I get a kick out of these folks who say we're 'softening them up'...hell, we're not softening 'em up...we're killin' 'em!"
"I get a kick out of these folks who say we're 'softening them up'...hell, we're not softening 'em up...we're killin' 'em!"
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From: DeQuincy, LoUiSiAna
Favorite One Liner
You welder`s out there have prolly seen this one. I first seen it in our QC`s office. " Arguing with a QC is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After a while, you realize he enjoys it!!!"
" Ya`lls family tree goes straight up, just like a telephone pole !!"
"That boy there`s lost as ball in high grass!!!"
" Ya`lls family tree goes straight up, just like a telephone pole !!"
"That boy there`s lost as ball in high grass!!!"
