Favorite One Liner
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From: Fort Wayne, IN
Favorite One Liner
"I can't put my arms down"
"I can't get up"
Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
"Houston, we have a problem", Commander Jim Lovell, Apollo
"There's no crying in baseball", Tom Hanks from A League of Their Own.
"I can't get up"
Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
"Houston, we have a problem", Commander Jim Lovell, Apollo
"There's no crying in baseball", Tom Hanks from A League of Their Own.
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From: Calgary Canada
Favorite One Liner
Another one from the same coach, though I think he stole this one from somewhere.
"For God's sake son, act like you've been there before."
After scoring a touchdown and celebrating.
Any celebration after a touchdown or a goal got you benched.
It wasn't sportsman like.
Waxy
"For God's sake son, act like you've been there before."
After scoring a touchdown and celebrating.
Any celebration after a touchdown or a goal got you benched.
It wasn't sportsman like.
Waxy
Last edited by Waxy; Apr 10, 2003 at 05:08 PM.
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From: In the hills of Colorado
Favorite One Liner
"What you talkin' 'bout Willis?" -Gary Coleman
"The most important tool you will ever use on those old junky trucks you like to bring in here is the BFH. BFH stands for big hammer and the F is for whatever the F you want it to mean" -My high school shop teacher
"He who beats his swords into plowshares will soon be plowing for those who did not" -???
"The most important tool you will ever use on those old junky trucks you like to bring in here is the BFH. BFH stands for big hammer and the F is for whatever the F you want it to mean" -My high school shop teacher
"He who beats his swords into plowshares will soon be plowing for those who did not" -???
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From: in the country
Favorite One Liner
Three of my favorite(s) , Lets go in the Dark Room and see what developes...(2)rape at the gas station, by Who Pumped Ethel(ethyl)...And finally....from "You Bet Your Life" with Grouch Marx... when he asked a lady contestant about ..How many times she liked too make love in one day....she replied "continously" and His Reply was...Listen lady ...I Love my cigar , but I have to take it OUT ounce in a while. fd
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From: Fort Wayne, IN
Favorite One Liner
Originally posted by IOwnaBaseModel
That I am, unfortunately. originaly from baton rouge suburbs and houston suburbs
That I am, unfortunately. originaly from baton rouge suburbs and houston suburbs
Spent quite a bit of time in both places.
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From: Metro Detroit (Redford)
Favorite One Liner
Originally posted by TallPaul
"The only thing you need to know about economics is that you don't need to know anything about economics."
---P.J. O'Rourke, commenting on Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand of Economics" in O'Rourke's book, "Eat the Rich: A Treatise On Economics."
Quoted from memory (should be pretty close as I read the line last night).
"The only thing you need to know about economics is that you don't need to know anything about economics."
---P.J. O'Rourke, commenting on Adam Smith's "Invisible Hand of Economics" in O'Rourke's book, "Eat the Rich: A Treatise On Economics."
Quoted from memory (should be pretty close as I read the line last night).
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From: Carroll County, MD
Favorite One Liner
"Slight miscalculation" Me to my friend when we really screw something up.
"You like them spinnin' tires?" Joe Dirt?
"I've heard of dredlocks but s!@t locks?" Buddy Love in the Nutty Professor
"You like them spinnin' tires?" Joe Dirt?
"I've heard of dredlocks but s!@t locks?" Buddy Love in the Nutty Professor