Favorite One Liner
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From: Carroll County, MD
Favorite One Liner
Also From Bull Durham:
"What are you some kind of a witch?"
"Yes, a swicth-hitting witch"
"Poetry is more tiring than ..."
From Tin Cup:
"Your brain is getting in the way"
Anyone ever notice that Kevin Costner movies have great quotes?
"What are you some kind of a witch?"
"Yes, a swicth-hitting witch"
"Poetry is more tiring than ..."
From Tin Cup:
"Your brain is getting in the way"
Anyone ever notice that Kevin Costner movies have great quotes?
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From: I'm lost somewhere in NJ -- can someone please find me?!?!?!?
Favorite One Liner
"I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear by everything holy your mother will cry when she sees what I've done to you." -- Line from Tommy Boy
"I'm gonna' beat you like a redheaded stepchild" -- ??? source
"I'm gonna' beat you like a redheaded stepchild" -- ??? source
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From: Minneapolis USA
Favorite One Liner
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day, tomorrow isnt looking good either.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem.
My reality check bounced
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem.
My reality check bounced
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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From: USA
Favorite One Liner
"You got an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt."
"Boy I'm gonna send you back to God"--High school buddie who played nose tackle to a much smaller center.
"I hit him so hard, he blew snot bubbles." My 5 year old cousin about his neighbor that was bothering him.
"Boy I'm gonna send you back to God"--High school buddie who played nose tackle to a much smaller center.
"I hit him so hard, he blew snot bubbles." My 5 year old cousin about his neighbor that was bothering him.
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From: Montana Territory
Favorite One Liner
Never argue with an idiot, they will lower you to their level and then slaughter you with experience.
Things to Say When You Want To Be Alone
Yeah, I really miss my wife (husband)... but at least I have her skin to remember her by.
Have you ever tried cat meat?
I just got out of prison. I'll bet the kids at the playground really miss me.
Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
Things to Say When You Want To Be Alone
Yeah, I really miss my wife (husband)... but at least I have her skin to remember her by.
Have you ever tried cat meat?
I just got out of prison. I'll bet the kids at the playground really miss me.
Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
Last edited by Mattsbox99; Apr 11, 2003 at 05:29 PM.
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From: Eastern Iowa Soon Texas
Favorite One Liner
your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldaberries
AHHH i see you have the machine that goes PING!!!
go away...or i will blow my nose at you!!!
i wave my naughties at your auntie
monty python
if it aint broke or beeding i dont want to see or hear about it
me to my son
and my all time favorite... And you sill @ss problem concerns me why??
AHHH i see you have the machine that goes PING!!!
go away...or i will blow my nose at you!!!
i wave my naughties at your auntie
monty python
if it aint broke or beeding i dont want to see or hear about it
me to my son
and my all time favorite... And you sill @ss problem concerns me why??
