The new Moto RAZR, which was announced today, has a Kevlar back panel and Gorilla glass front. Will it be bullet proof? Nope, but it has

(insert deep voice with reverb)Kevlar.

 

Motorolla also has a waterproof phone.

 

Or, for that matter, a pellet gun.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for using enough gun, plus a bit more.

 

Does that mean yours is up for sale?

 

Handy to have in a submarine aqccident

 

That happens to me all too often ..

 

When did it change to spanish?

 

Que?

That guy's gone

 

Cool, well just for us spanish speakers huh Steve?

 

Speak for yourself. I'm extremely limited.

Paco esta bien, pero Luisa tiene catarro.

 

I know very little Spanish, and in my locale and job, thats an issue. I was taught the following phrase usually works pretty well:

"Where-o does it hurt-o?"

 

Spanish is a kissin' cousin to french, so I'm in.

¿por qué no seas tranquilo?

Carry one of those medical phrase books with you en espanol. More impressive than -o's.

 

I'm always calm

How'd you get that upside-down question mark?

 

Copy and paste.

Look up ASCII characters.

☺ White Smiley
☻ Black Smiley
♥ Black heart
♦ Diamond
♣ Clove (Clover/Puppyfeet)
♠ Spade
• Black dot
◘ Black square with circle cutout
○ White circle
◙ Black square with black circle
♂ Male Symbol
♀ Female Symbol
♪ Eighth Note (Eigth)
♫ Musical Double Eighth Note
☼ Sun
► Play (Forward) or Solid right arrow
◄ Rewind (Backward) or Solid left arrow
↕ Up and down arrows
‼ Double Exclamation Mark
¶ Pilcrow (Paragraph Sign)
§ The section sign
▬ Long and Thick Minus Sign
↨ Up & down arrows
↑ Up arrow
↓ Down arrow
⌂ A house shaped pentagon
Ç A "C" with a cedilla
ü A u with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
é Acute accent over e
â "a" with a circumflex over it
ä An "a" with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
à An "a" with a grave accent over it
å An a with a circle or dot over it
ç A "c" with a circumflex
ê "e" with a circumflex on it
ë An "e" with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
è An "e" with a grave accent over it
ï An "i" with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
î An i with a circumflex over it
ì An "i" with a grave accent
Ä An "A" with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
Å A capitol "A" with a circle or dot over it (Angstrom)
É A capitol "E" with an acute accent over it
æ The lower case vowel (grapheme) of the a and e squished together
Æ Capitol AE combined into one letter
ô A "o" with a circumflex over it
ö An "o" with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
ò An "o" with a mark over it called a grave mark
û A u with a circumflex over it
ù A u with a grave accent over it
ÿ A "y" with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
Ö A "O" with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
Ü A "U" with a umlaut (or diaeresis) over it
¢ The "cents" or "cent" sign for currency
£ The "pound sign" for currency
¥ The "Yen" sign for currency (Japanese/Chinese) Written in Japanese as 円
₧ Pts Points of Pints sign
ƒ Forte: A curvy or italic F (italicized)
á An a with a acute accent
í An i with a acute accent
ó An o with a acute accent
ú A u with an acute accent over it
ñ A n with a tilde ~ over it to make the Spanish enye
Ñ A capital n with a tilde ~ over it to make the Spanish enye
ª The feminine superscript A
º The degrees or degree symbol
¿ Upside down question mark used in Spanish
½ One half symbol
¼ One quarter symbol O
¡ An upside down exclamation mark (looks like an "i" that sits lower than usual)
« Double arrow pointing left
» Double arrow pointing right
░ Light shaded block
▒ Medium shaded block
▓ Dark shaded block
│ Line
┤Shape
╡Special Line
╢ You can make words with these
╖ Or shapes
╕ Or Mazes!
╣
║
╗
╝
╜
╛
┐
└
┴
┬
├
─
┼
╞
╟
╚
╔
╩
╦
╠
═
╬
╧
╨
╤
╥ (Could also be Pi, see 227)
╙
╘
╒
╓
╫
╪
┘
┌
█
▄
▌
▐
▀
α The Greek letter "Alpha"
ß A German letter, Eszett, scharfes S, sharp S
Γ
π The symbol for the mathematical Pi in ascii
Σ Greek mathematical symbol for sum
σ Symbol for sum Symbol for sum
µ Mu
τ Tau
Φ Phi a variation of Phi
Θ Theta, the 8th letter of Greek alphabet
Ω Omega (24th letter of Greek alphabet)
δ The symbol for delta
∞ The symbol or character for infinity (Infiniti)
φ Phi (21st letter of Greek alphabet)
ε A backwards 3 or curved E - German Epsilon
∩ Upside down U
≡ Equal sign with 3 lines
± Plus and minus (Plus or minus) sign, Plus-minus Symbol
≥ Greater than or equal to symbol
≤ Less than or equal to sign
⌠ Ceil (mathematical symbol)
⌡ Floor (mathematical symbol)
÷ Divide or Division Symbol
≈ Curvy or wavy equal sign =
° Degree or degrees code
∙ Medium height period Medium height period
· Dot higher than usual
√ Square Root Symbol (A check mark)
ⁿ Superscript N
² Squared symbol, superscript 2 via ascii
■ Black box or square



I think you get the idea...

 

That's a phrase I use on a crying 5 yr old freaking after bumping a knee or dripping red stuff from a booboo.

Usually a kiss and some spanish/french gibberish makes the tears go away. Remember when life was that simple?

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