bruce you lost your nuts,and you havent had sex in weeks

 

Haha! You are going to have to fight Mud for that morsel!




I'm going to go look for a forum where everyone speaks English. Sheesh!

 

lmao its true

 

I speak redneck English if this counts!

 

Well bruce i guess that makes you the master baiter.

 

 

i speak very good redneck and yooper

 

Cheeto's one area of expertise....

 

know what i hate?
the "new and improved" version of country music.
since when is justine bieber a "greatest men of counrty music"
hell i ain't even sure "it" is a male or female.


my vote is female though, due to the name, looks and voice.

 

I had no idea who the "guy" was until I saw "his" greatest hits CD on Pauls front seat two weekends ago. You can draw your own assumptions...





Know what I hate?

Exhibit #1- Local guy used a tow strap (the one with the hooks on the end) to pull his F150 out with another F150. Hook broke when truck 2 snatched and went through back glass, head rest and into the side of the kids head. Hes ok but has a massive 5ish" long gash (similar to what Dan has between his legs) to the bone and may lose some vision in his right eye.

Exhibit #2- Local guy is using a gas powered floor sander in a small unventilated room and is knocked unconscious by the CO fumes. The engine keeps running, further pumping CO into the room causing him to stop breathing for quite some time. Family will pull the plug sometime soon.


I hate stupidity but I hate the people who are totally engulfed with sorrow over other people who injure themselves or worse because they were stupid. I dont wish harm on anyone and I do feel bad for the families involved but everyone needs to step back and say "hey, they were doing it wrong and this is the price they must pay." If I get drunk and wrap myself around a tree its because I was stupid. Its not the bars fault who served me. Its not my friends fault who didnt drive me home. Its not Ford Motor Companys fault or the trees fault. Its my fault. I hate people who blame everyone but the person whos really at fault.

:steps off soapbox:

 

Both of these stories happend in my little town on Sunday and Monday respectively.

 

Radio country is garbage. Just boy bands and pop stars with cowboy hats on now. There's still some really good underground stuff out there...

 

i hate new country music i love the old stuff johnny cash,hank jr willie nelson

 

I hate getting about 10 inches of snow after all the stuff we had was almost gone.

 

thanks for being the "informer" for us dave. i wouldn't want ten inches from him either :flipoff: