Know what I hate?
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From: utica il
meh, at least my wife is kind of hot. i'll be pissed if we split and she got skinny as hell or something though.
p.s. this is the text i just got from her:
god i love this woman 
p.s. this is the text i just got from her:
what do you say i take a vaca day tomorrow and we get ****faced and f**k?
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From: utica il
mine didn't get lazy, and she weighs the same as before the 2 kids, she's just not as toned as she used to be. she's more concerned about her looks than i am. i like what i got, otherwise i wouldn't be with her and wouldn't have had kids with her. i don't really dig skinny as a rail chicks, but i've seen pics of here before she drank beer and she was a size"0".
p.s. she was a vodka drunk back then
p.s. she was a vodka drunk back then
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Did I say politically correct?
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Post Fiend
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I hate the fact that two weeks before I get married, a **** decides to deep throat my beer bottle and slurp up all the foamy head without spilling a drop and then utters the word "yummy."
Why couldnt this **** happen a few years ago?
Why couldnt this **** happen a few years ago?
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From: Pa
GET USED TO IT!
Thats why divorces are WORTH IT!
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Post Fiend
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I wish I had pics but Im sure Paul will confirm. He was my "good angel" that talked me out of getting a bj in the parking lot.
Heres how it went down...
Finally found a table at the bar. Sat down and some chicks (4-5 I think) sat down near us. The chick in question called me over so I leaned over the table to talk. My sisters boyfriend hit the top of my beer bottle with his beer bottle causing a beer volcano. She immediately dove lips first onto my beer all the way down to the thick part past the long neck and sucked up every molecule of foam. She wiped her lips and said "yummy."
I...
YouTube - The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
We danced and whatnot the rest of the night until we ran up an obscene bar tab on my sisters boyfriends credit card and I staggered back to the hotel with all my "little Kris'" intact.
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From: utica il
you know what i hate????
when kris talks **** about my cheap drunkness elsewhere's cause he thinks i can't see it. i got yer $4 old crow right here a swingin', :flipoff:
p.s. paul fails because i requested tittay pics, bare or otherwise
when kris talks **** about my cheap drunkness elsewhere's cause he thinks i can't see it. i got yer $4 old crow right here a swingin', :flipoff:
p.s. paul fails because i requested tittay pics, bare or otherwise
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Post Fiend
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I know you still lurk over there Dan. Im not an idiot.
You must have sand in your vage.
Oh I almost forgot...
I was gangraped by a womens rugby team dressed as super heros. One in particular slapped me in the foot with a fly swatter and another fed me fruit loops from ziplock bags stapled to her costume.
You must have sand in your vage.
Oh I almost forgot...
I was gangraped by a womens rugby team dressed as super heros. One in particular slapped me in the foot with a fly swatter and another fed me fruit loops from ziplock bags stapled to her costume.
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So Dan, did Kris make u all e-butthurt too?
Sounded like u had a blast Kris!
At one of my buddys bachelor party, we saw more bewbers than a mammogram specialist. From age 21-55! Moms n daughters in pairs n Grandma too. That 55 year olds made me not worry so much bout gettin old, 100% natural, and right where they should be.
Sounded like u had a blast Kris!
At one of my buddys bachelor party, we saw more bewbers than a mammogram specialist. From age 21-55! Moms n daughters in pairs n Grandma too. That 55 year olds made me not worry so much bout gettin old, 100% natural, and right where they should be.