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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 06:45 PM
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I think you need someone to check your house for gas leaks.
this a joke about my fly catching abilities? or something serious, like flys are attracted to gas leaks?
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 06:53 PM
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depends on the type of gas
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 07:04 PM
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depends on the type of gas





















































zing!

















:flipoff:
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 07:14 PM
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Put a. Open bottle of some old nasty booze on the counter. Soon it will have tons of dead n drunk flys in it.

I found this out by leaving about 2. Inches left in a bottle of wild turkey in the garage for a wile.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 07:15 PM
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I got gas leak........


























but it was caused by mickey d's for lunch....




 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by hav24wheel
Put a. Open bottle of some old nasty booze on the counter. Soon it will have tons of dead n drunk flys in it.

I found this out by leaving about 2. Inches left in a bottle of wild turkey in the garage for a wile.
countdown till joe posts up since you're on........3............2...........1
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 07:22 PM
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hes gotta clean up after he rubbed one off in excitment first............ lmao
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 07:24 PM
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And count down tell I'm gone 4 a week again........ Lol
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 07:24 PM
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Pizza hut usually gets my gas leak going.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 08:57 PM
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by fatdan460
not one dead fly in the bag




Seal the bag. Its not going to kill the flies you have. Its going to keep the flies away from the bag. Hang it up outside by your door to keep the flies from coming in and in the meantime continue to go all white trash Mr Miyagi on their ****.
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 10:24 PM
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I think all of the flies hang around Dan because he's full of B*** $#!+
 
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 11:34 PM
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I think all of the flies hang around Dan because he's full of B*** $#!+
**** yer face *******!!!! yer full of beans, beans full of lies and deceit!

and kris: i didn't quote you and i just sat here for 10 minutes doing other ****, so idk wtf i was going to say, so **** you too!

*i rememberz now, bags full of water and pennies, zipped shut? meh, white trash kung fuzzle bamboozles teh flies to dies. i has teh fu's in many realms of badassery
 
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Old Sep 21, 2011 | 12:28 AM
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I've never seen these bags in his shop. I'm pretty sure he's ****in with you DAN :flip
 
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Old Sep 21, 2011 | 03:24 AM
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I've never seen these bags in his shop. I'm pretty sure he's ****in with you DAN :flip
I think he just wants you to gather up all of your valuables and hang them above the front door so he can steal 'em!
 
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