I don't deserve credit for that, I got it on an email. 
Winter chat and bs thread...
Smokin
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It's winter in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour...
At thirty-five below!
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose gets frozen shut!
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Iowa,
I'm frozen to the ground!
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour...
At thirty-five below!
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose gets frozen shut!
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Iowa,
I'm frozen to the ground!
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Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 208,487
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From: Omaha/Elkhorn, NE
It's winter in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour...
At thirty-five below!
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose gets frozen shut!
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Iowa,
I'm frozen to the ground!
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour...
At thirty-five below!
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose gets frozen shut!
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Iowa,
I'm frozen to the ground!
That's great Lisa! (and so damn true!) Morning Iowa!
Senior User
Joined: Feb 2006
Posts: 184
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From: eastern iowa
It's winter in Iowa
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour...
At thirty-five below!
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose gets frozen shut!
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Iowa,
I'm frozen to the ground!
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour...
At thirty-five below!
Oh, how I love Iowa
When the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter,
And your nose gets frozen shut!
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Iowa,
I'm frozen to the ground!
That's great! And sooooo true. Good morning all 
Smokin
Joined: Jun 2006
Posts: 8,849
Likes: 0
Iowa..Nebraska..same diff most of the time. Sunnier there. LOL
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Smokin
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I thought it was my job to stalk Steve.
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From: Wharton, NJ
Morning Lisa!