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You know you drive an Excursion when...

Trips to work (or home again) become a scavenger hunt for the cheapskate in me.

Today, less than a mile from my house on my way to work this morning, I spotted a Kenmore upright freezer with a construction paper sign taped to it that said "FREE! WORKS GREAT!" Running late or not, I whipped over to check it out. It was a little dirty on the outside and had a broken door handle, but someone took the time to wash the inside out with bleach, so I figured the sign must be right. I quickly folded my middle row flat, opened the barn doors, and slid her in, then drove to work.

Unloaded her this afternoon when I got home, moved her into my garage, and am letting her sit until tomorrow to let the coolant settle. Tomorrow morning, I'll figure out if the sign (and my instincts) were correct. If so, I will have gotten a 20 cubic foot freezer for nothing, when I was planning on buying one soon anyway.
 
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You know you are driving an Excursion when...

...you are the guy(or gal) other guys(or gals) want to be
 
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you know you drive an Excursion when ........



your 3 yr. old son cleans house at his birthday party. You are able to fit a Power Wheels Gator, a dozen or so full gift bags, toy trucks, boxes of serving trays / platters, a few bags of leftover food / drink, balloons, the dog ramp, dog, the family ...... and still have plenty of extra room on the ride home.
 
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The fact that you can pile 10 in one with a fourth row seat....and drive 1800 miles round trip to Disneyland and not kill each other speaks for itself.....
 
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...... and still have plenty of extra room on the ride home.

Indeed!
 
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You know you drive an Excursion when...

Its to wide and heavy to fit on your city's MOT (inspection center) brake test rig, and its too long for their biggest car lift ,the lift only managed to lift her 2 feet off the ground , they gave up and gave me a pass certificate
 
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Originally Posted by DANNY WUZERE View Post
You know you drive an Excursion when...

Its to wide and heavy to fit on your city's MOT (inspection center) brake test rig, and its too long for their biggest car lift ,the lift only managed to lift her 2 feet off the ground , they gave up and gave me a pass certificate
Excursion wins again!
 
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EXCURSION VS. inspection center
FIGHT!
FINISH IT!
EXCURSION WINS!
 
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An Excursion in Northern Ireland?

I like it!

Give 'em hell!!!
 
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When you tell people you drive a station wagon and they assume its a Subaru...but that is usually followed by a dropped jaw when they see you.
 
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Originally Posted by Apocalypse View Post
EXCURSION VS. inspection center
FIGHT!
FINISH IT!
FATALITY!!!!
EXCURSION WINS!
There, I fixed it for ya.
 
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Originally Posted by DANNY WUZERE View Post
You know you drive an Excursion when...

Its to wide and heavy to fit on your city's MOT (inspection center) brake test rig, and its too long for their biggest car lift ,the lift only managed to lift her 2 feet off the ground , they gave up and gave me a pass certificate
That is absolutely the best post I've read in a week!!!!!!


(They shouldn't be testing our vehicles anyways!)
 
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When you can take a camping trip to a remote place you don't want to drag your travel trailer and sleep out of the truck
 
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keeping it alive

When you try to change a tire with a honda civic jack, and the jack broke
 
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Old 06-05-2015, 11:19 PM
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When you try to change a tire with a honda civic jack, and the jack broke
You were able to get it to make it to the frame?!?
 

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