Why do smokers not see the big steel "No Smoking" sign next to the 1150 gallon propane tank?

 

Why did I choose those particular women to choose my demise? Becuse Pam Andersons undies will defanately kill me, Dollys bras are so big they will crush me, and I juast like Sandra Bullock :-)

 

Why can't i change my signature i get an error messages that says BB Code to Large

 

Why did i accidently break one of my front teeth at the root while trying to rip open the plastic on a Summer Sausage package today

 

Why do I think Thomas is going to start carrying a knife with him?

BTW this is what I use at work it comes with the best loop through holster I have ever found on a knife. Holds its edge well too.
Gerber Gator Folding Clip Point Fine Edge 6069

 

Why is all I have to say OUCH!!

 

Why do I think this is bodily injury posts day?

 

Why did I make it through the day without and ouch?

Why didn't I skip church today?

 

Why am I not surprise at how hard it was to take out my old sway bar links?

 

why did my father have two blocked veins in his heart, one in which they put in a stint, one in which they only balooned? Why did they not put a stint in both?

 

Why am I sick on my day off?

 

why is it that when they stuck a camera in my dad's heart, they found it 90 percent blocked, and they opened it up, but when Julie had her surgery on her legs, they closed the veins, and told her new ones would grow in and replace the ones they killed. Why doesn't the heart reroute veins like the legs do?

 

WHy is that a very good question?

 

Why do I keep thinking a 7.3 diesel will fit in a Ranger?

 

Why will Hybris need a big crowbar, BFH, and a cutting torch?