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Old Mar 10, 2013 | 04:39 PM
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Why is drag racing a 7,000 pound pickup so damn fun?
 
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Old Mar 11, 2013 | 06:12 AM
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Why is racing ANYTHING so damn fun?
 
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Old Mar 11, 2013 | 06:45 PM
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Good point Why is it that we have those short lapses of concentration that can spell absolute disaster for us, and ruin the entire day?
 
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Old Mar 20, 2013 | 07:42 PM
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Why didn't Spring come today?
 
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Old Mar 21, 2013 | 12:10 AM
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Why when we blow our nose or take a poop -- we look at it?
 
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Old Mar 25, 2013 | 02:20 PM
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Why did it snow here the first week of Spring?
 
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Old Mar 28, 2013 | 12:19 AM
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Why is it so hard to find even half way decent co workers?

Long story short. Lots of guys leave the shop for various reasons and anyone we try to hire is a grade A idiot who usually leaves in 3 weeks or less.
This means I have to work a lot of long shifts which means overtime for me but just plan worn out by the end of the day.

So that explains why I dropped off the face of the earth for a month or so.
 
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Old Mar 28, 2013 | 12:45 AM
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Why does new rims and tires for a truck cost so much? The last couple of days have been expensive to say the least
 
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Old Mar 28, 2013 | 07:44 PM
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Why am I glad to see Hybris posted ---- Yaaaaaaaaaah!
 
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Old Mar 28, 2013 | 08:55 PM
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Why here is Hybris again.
 
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Old Mar 28, 2013 | 09:56 PM
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Why are rumors of my demise always so exaggerated?
 
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Old Mar 29, 2013 | 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Hybris
Why are rumors of my demise always so exaggerated?
--- Hybris AKA 008.5 Dies saving the world from the evil Dr. Phillip (Phil) McKracken. Phil McKraken- claiming to be the false Governor from the island or Morocco- was trying to take over the world by training rats to hate humans by making them watch Honey boo boo reruns, while playing bagpipes and kazoos in the background. Our hero 008.5 leaped a giant chasm, unplugging the tv from the wall freeing the rats- but alas 008.5 falls to his death, and a squirrel (coincidentally also named Phil) trained to pilot a cessna, hauling illegal fireworks from Morocco to Mexico crashes- because he was trying to show the stewardess his nutz- lands right on top of the decapitated corpse of 008.5 - and erupts into in a fireball that fills heavens with glorious light.

Why is that so exaggerated?
 
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Old Mar 29, 2013 | 11:40 AM
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Why do I find myself rooting for the rats?
 
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Old Mar 29, 2013 | 10:05 PM
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Why do I think our chapter leader as a Machiavellian streak in him?
Seriously any thing with Honey Boo Boo in it is a inhumane psychological weapon.
 
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Old Mar 30, 2013 | 07:36 AM
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Why? Because I am Me!! The best there every was and the best me that will ever be! A touch to the right or left of normal but hey isn't everybody?
 
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