Part V
Hotshot
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
[quote=liftedgrocerygetter;6988087]I hate to burst you bubble but I am not wearing boots and a bikini top when I wash the truck. The only time I slide on the hood is when I slip off the ladder
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She was wearing boots????
quote]She was wearing boots????
Posting Guru
Joined: Oct 2007
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From: Farmington, Minnesota
I'm wearing shorts right now
......... Although I haven't left the house yet. I'll be on my way to workout shortly. Later today we have our fantasy football award ceremony (I didn't win
) and holdem tournament or tournaments.
......... Although I haven't left the house yet. I'll be on my way to workout shortly. Later today we have our fantasy football award ceremony (I didn't win) and holdem tournament or tournaments.
Hotshot
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
Jessica Simpson Car Wash - Video
Nope. no boots....
36 papers printed.. out of ink.. will go after this again latter..
Nope. no boots....
36 papers printed.. out of ink.. will go after this again latter..
you can't fix stupid!
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i only wear jeans when my wife makes me. its hard to find a decent pair in my size that doesnt smash the junk! j/k i prefer some camo pants or some carhart type canvas style material for pants but if im not wearing pants i wear shorts non-stop. my wife thinks i look like a bum but i have to wear khakis and collared shirts all day at work-i call it my monkey suit- so when i get home on go the shorts or sweat pants. she hates the sweats to.....
j/k i prefer some camo pants or some carhart type canvas style material for pants but if im not wearing pants i wear shorts non-stop. my wife thinks i look like a bum but i have to wear khakis and collared shirts all day at work-i call it my monkey suit- so when i get home on go the shorts or sweat pants. she hates the sweats to.....
Post Fiend
Joined: Apr 2007
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From: Gilbert, Az
[quote=just another truck;6988113]
Okay my bad. I was thinking about her "These Boots Are Made For Walking Video", she is wearing boots in that one
I still look nothing look like that when I wash my truck. Its more like and idiot in barefeet sliding around trying not land on her *** when she jumps up to reach the top of the doors.
Jessica Simpson Car Wash - Video
Nope. no boots....
36 papers printed.. out of ink.. will go after this again latter..
Nope. no boots....
36 papers printed.. out of ink.. will go after this again latter..
I still look nothing look like that when I wash my truck. Its more like and idiot in barefeet sliding around trying not land on her *** when she jumps up to reach the top of the doors.
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From: VA
Prince George
Good video...yes....
I dont. Im a shorts guy. I will wear shorts even in the winter. It was 26 last night and went to the store in shorts! Im not as bad as my buddy Chris though. I have a good policy on wind chill, I dont do it! He wears shorts and flip flops almost year round...any temp...
[quote=liftedgrocerygetter;6988298]Looks like someone needs an extension pole. Im 6'5 and I use one! My truck is still stock height.
[quote=liftedgrocerygetter;6988298]Looks like someone needs an extension pole. Im 6'5 and I use one! My truck is still stock height.
Snowboard season cometh..
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
Postmaster
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From: Bellingham, WA
maybe it's from being a climber for years, or I'm just part (idiot)monkey... I just scramble around, climbing on her to get her clean, roof an all. well, the UnderCover hard tonneau cover for the bed makes the roof easy, too. I'm 5'11" but just enough of a Deet-de-DEEE to do dumb stuff and live..
Woke up this morning to see Julie's blazer had been broken into, they went through everything and made a nice mess of the baby stuff.....I'm so pissed right now, if only I had been awake....glock in the waistband....ugh...Kelly biting them....dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both my neighbors got hit as well. My truck is in my shop so at least they didnt get any of my tools....
Hotshot
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
I once caught a guy at my truck with a slim jim.. I slamed him from behind.. picked up the slim jim, and just unleashed..
I did not believe how much blood was on the pavement and my truck the next morning.. based on it though, I thought I might be able to reconize the guy if ever saw him..
Shame on him for not deburring the thing after he made it..
I did not believe how much blood was on the pavement and my truck the next morning.. based on it though, I thought I might be able to reconize the guy if ever saw him..
Shame on him for not deburring the thing after he made it..
Hotshot
Joined: Feb 2007
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From: Sterling Heights,Mi
I got this mental image of you standing on top of some stepladder, reaching for the middle of your roof.... streeeeetttcchhhhing... and then SMACK on to the windshield, sliding, picking up speed as you shoot down the hood and "WHEEEEE" you throw out your arms as you launch, giggling like mad, and somehow don't get hurt.... yeah, my brain is a non-stop goofball's drive-in...
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Snowboard season cometh..
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 5,406
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
Woke up this morning to see Julie's blazer had been broken into, they went through everything and made a nice mess of the baby stuff.....I'm so pissed right now, if only I had been awake....glock in the waistband....ugh...Kelly biting them....dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Both my neighbors got hit as well. My truck is in my shop so at least they didnt get any of my tools....
I once caught a guy at my truck with a slim jim.. I slamed him from behind.. picked up the slim jim, and just unleashed..
I did not believe how much blood was on the pavement and my truck the next morning.. based on it though, I thought I might be able to reconize the guy if ever saw him..
Shame on him for not deburring the thing after he made it..
I did not believe how much blood was on the pavement and my truck the next morning.. based on it though, I thought I might be able to reconize the guy if ever saw him..
Shame on him for not deburring the thing after he made it..