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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner/significant
other is taking his/her sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3 in
> housewares," and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
>
> 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't
> you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
> pick your nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
> "Mission Impossible"
>
> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
> funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!!
> PICK ME!!"
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
> position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"
>
> and last but not least:
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey we're out of toilet
> paper in here!"
Well i picked up the intake and carb, however the intake is from a 460, called autozone and the only 4bbl offered is from a 390 or 460, well it wasnt a 390, water inlet on manifold, so i still need the intake. Anyone want a 460 intake with distributor?
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