Offical NE December chat thread
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Good morning and TGIF SM#2, Jerry, Jack, Jake, Gary, Rob, Dallas and the rest of the crew.
Got about 3 inches of snow overnight but nothing to worry about.... the highway crew has the roads all plowed and salted so the drive into work will not be bad at all.
Got about 3 inches of snow overnight but nothing to worry about.... the highway crew has the roads all plowed and salted so the drive into work will not be bad at all.
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner/significant
other is taking his/her sweet time:
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> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3 in
> housewares," and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
>
> 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
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> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't
> you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
> pick your nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
> "Mission Impossible"
>
> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
> funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!!
> PICK ME!!"
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
> position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"
>
> and last but not least:
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey we're out of toilet
> paper in here!"
other is taking his/her sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3 in
> housewares," and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
>
> 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't
> you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
> pick your nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
> "Mission Impossible"
>
> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
> funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!!
> PICK ME!!"
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
> position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"
>
> and last but not least:
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey we're out of toilet
> paper in here!"
Good ones Randy.
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Jerry I am still home.... I work 9-5. I know banker's hours but I work for county government.
Total snow on the ground is the 3" or so. The 12" plus that we had a few weeks ago has all melted.
Total snow on the ground is the 3" or so. The 12" plus that we had a few weeks ago has all melted.
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We had some warmer temps and rain about a week ago and it melted what was left on the ground. Shortly things will settle down temp. wise and that is when the snow will start to pile up.
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Good morning all, TGIF! Another nippy morning here, it was about 12 out when I left for work... Calling for 40 today, more melting and slop on the roads.
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Morning Gents.... Happy Friday! Sure would be nice to have Pat's hours.. not working on Fridays! 
hahahaha. SLACKMASTER! but i can't complain, I have bankers hours as well, and work in a office with a bunch of women, heck, we got a snow day on Tuesday because of all the ice on the roads! sweet! (the women don't like driving in with the roads like that) i was already in town when the boss called, so i just went back home! haha!
hahahaha. SLACKMASTER! but i can't complain, I have bankers hours as well, and work in a office with a bunch of women, heck, we got a snow day on Tuesday because of all the ice on the roads! sweet! (the women don't like driving in with the roads like that) i was already in town when the boss called, so i just went back home! haha!
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Morning Gents.... Happy Friday! Sure would be nice to have Pat's hours.. not working on Fridays! hahahaha. SLACKMASTER! but i can't complain, I have bankers hours as well, and work in a office with a bunch of women, heck, we got a snow day on Tuesday because of all the ice on the roads! sweet! (the women don't like driving in with the roads like that) i was already in town when the boss called, so i just went back home! haha!
hahahaha. SLACKMASTER! but i can't complain, I have bankers hours as well, and work in a office with a bunch of women, heck, we got a snow day on Tuesday because of all the ice on the roads! sweet! (the women don't like driving in with the roads like that) i was already in town when the boss called, so i just went back home! haha!Snow day???? What's that?? I've driven to work (28 miles) regardless of the weather. I know a lot of chebby guys who call off for snow days though!!
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snowday??? it takes an act of God to get a snow day at CCC! damn kids anyhow...
u kno, sometimes i wonder about the people down here in hastings...here i am, sound asleep in my bed at 5 in the am, when one of my friends walks into my room and hand delivers me a pumpkin that he jacked off of someones door step...
i don't think he was drunk, but i was pretty tired so idk...i was like wat the f---, Chuck???
u kno, sometimes i wonder about the people down here in hastings...here i am, sound asleep in my bed at 5 in the am, when one of my friends walks into my room and hand delivers me a pumpkin that he jacked off of someones door step...
i don't think he was drunk, but i was pretty tired so idk...i was like wat the f---, Chuck???
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snowday??? it takes an act of God to get a snow day at CCC! damn kids anyhow...
u kno, sometimes i wonder about the people down here in hastings...here i am, sound asleep in my bed at 5 in the am, when one of my friends walks into my room and hand delivers me a pumpkin that he jacked off of someones door step... i don't think he was drunk, but i was pretty tired so idk...i was like wat the f---, Chuck???
u kno, sometimes i wonder about the people down here in hastings...here i am, sound asleep in my bed at 5 in the am, when one of my friends walks into my room and hand delivers me a pumpkin that he jacked off of someones door step...
i don't think he was drunk, but i was pretty tired so idk...i was like wat the f---, Chuck???
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KOOK OF THE DAY!!!!!
on this day in 1917, Boys Town youth center in Omaha, Ne was founded by Father Flanagan .
and Happy Birthday to:
"Ol' Blue Eyes"... ; Frank Sinatra (1915-1998)
and
Bob Barker (85 today): TV game-show host
(picture is of Adam Sandler in Happy Gillmore)
on this day in 1917, Boys Town youth center in Omaha, Ne was founded by Father Flanagan .
and Happy Birthday to:
"Ol' Blue Eyes"... ; Frank Sinatra (1915-1998)
and
Bob Barker (85 today): TV game-show host
(picture is of Adam Sandler in Happy Gillmore)