Offical NE December chat thread
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From: Kasson, Minnesota
Hey everyone. Damn it's been cold up here. Also have a bit of snow. I'm glad I have a snowblower, but I wish I'd invested in a little bigger and better one. Mine works fine, but with the deep snow I have to go slow. Sure beats shoveling. My back couldn't take it. Anyway, hope everyone is staying warm.
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From: Hooper, Ne
just wanted to pop in and welcome all who may wonder in today, i hope you brought your jackets along with a shovel or snowblower. Suspected to get up to 4 inches here today, and it has already begun to fly. Hope Everyone has a safe drive in to work, or whereever your going today, be safe and drive careful.
PS wow were getting bad here, no post in 12 hours!!!
PS wow were getting bad here, no post in 12 hours!!!
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From: Hooper, Ne
The Marine!!
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class on day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "GOD, if you are real, then i want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The Lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor exclaimed, "Here i am GOD - Still waiting!"
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down.
The other students where shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in the silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an Idiot....So he sent ME!!"
The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class on day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "GOD, if you are real, then i want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The Lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor exclaimed, "Here i am GOD - Still waiting!"
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down.
The other students where shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in the silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an Idiot....So he sent ME!!"
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From: Hooper, Ne
The Boss Said......
Hung Chow calls in to work and says,
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s*#.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house."
"Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick.
I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
"You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s*#.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at
work soon. You got nice house."
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From: Omaha/Elkhorn, NE
A Marine was attending a college course between missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class on day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "GOD, if you are real, then i want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The Lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor exclaimed, "Here i am GOD - Still waiting!"
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down.
The other students where shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in the silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an Idiot....So he sent ME!!"
The professor, an avowed atheist, shocked the class on day when he walked in, looked toward the ceiling, and said loudly, "GOD, if you are real, then i want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"
The Lecture room fell silent and the professor began his lecture. Ten minutes went by and the professor exclaimed, "Here i am GOD - Still waiting!"
It got down to the last minute when the Marine stood up, walked toward the professor and threw his best punch knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat down.
The other students where shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in the silence. The professor came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD is busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to behave like an Idiot....So he sent ME!!"
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From: Hooper, Ne
yea, i just took oldest to school and dropped of insulin at another school for daughter, i haven't a problem driving in it, but man people cant drive. it is coming down pretty good here near Chalco so it'll be interesting. Gonna take the t-stat later today out and see what happens. hopefully it'll work out well. don't have to much fun
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From: Hooper, Ne
at least you got them there, thats a good thing lol, now the trick will be getting them home. I managed to have driver duty today, i have the car and i had to take gf to work then the kids, of course all at separate times so its been interesting.
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From: Omaha/Elkhorn, NE
Morning Rob. I don't mind driving in the snow, but like you said Jerry, it's the other fool's you have to look for! Way too many soccer mom's with 4x4's, that make them feel like they're invincible!
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From: Hooper, Ne
Good Morning Buck
