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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Judging by earlier pictures, I think she was a pirate. She had on a leather vest and a poofy white shirt...pretty sure it was a pirate.
Thanks Lisa. I can see that.
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by papadelogan
Exactly!!! if you'll read my quote of you in my signature...

As for the rhyme....

Oh Little Miss Muffet,
Come sit on my tuffet,
We'll burn off the
curds and whey

There came a big spider
Who got up **side her
Now shivers Miss Muffet, all day!


You asked...
I dont know which is more disturbing...the spider, or the fact that you actually know that nursery rhyme.

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I'm gonna plead the 5th on this one......before I'm beaten over the head with it
I cant beat you yet, Scott hasn't made me my custom beat stick yet.
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
I dont know which is more disturbing...the spider, or the fact that you actually know that nursery rhyme.
I have 5 nephews back East, the oldest being 6yr old twins... but then, my memory is pretty good, especially when I can twist it...
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
Sixty nine?? what the heck, I'm on 138 dude?

I need to get my check still for some of my, um, services. I hope she wasnt hinting around...
Better watch out, she might want to see your delicious deck......

Originally Posted by papadelogan
Exactly!!! if you'll read my quote of you in my signature...

As for the rhyme....

Oh Little Miss Muffet,
Come sit on my tuffet,
We'll burn off the
curds and whey

There came a big spider
Who got up **side her
Now shivers Miss Muffet, all day!


You asked...


I used to hear the Andrew Dice Clay version growing up, my maiden name is Moffit and it very easily gets turned into Muffet.
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Pajamas and liquor..I don't see how it could get better.
Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
And yet, I do...
I can think of a few things....
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:54 PM
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yeah, hows that line go, "nice shirt, look even better crumpled up on my floor in the morning."


Cris, besides the obvious marriage, child and all that I have, she drives a Prius, and i just cant stoop to that level, I mean, I have standards.
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:56 PM
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I prefer the "nice shoes" line myself.
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat
Apparently I aim to please...
You & me both brother!!!
 
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Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Powerstrokedlariat

Cris, besides the obvious marriage, child and all that I have, she drives a Prius, and i just cant stoop to that level, I mean, I have standards.
lmao...thats hilarious. Ya gotta have standards.

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I prefer the "nice shoes" line myself.
Lines don't work. The best line ever: Hi, my name is ___, whats yours?
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 04:59 PM
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Speaking of Spiders, here was my pumpkin:



 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
lmao...thats hilarious. Ya gotta have standards.



Lines don't work. The best line ever: Hi, my name is ___, whats yours?
Standards, yep. You know the first thing I said to my wife was???
"Hi" . Thats it, nothing else. and here I am.
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Ponyboychris
Speaking of Spiders, here was my pumpkin:



that is frikkin COOL!
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by papadelogan
You & me both brother!!!
Brendan, I shudder at the thought of us ever meeting, we could tear the town apart. Beating women off with a stick...
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Smokin'
Lines don't work. The best line ever: Hi, my name is ___, whats yours?
I never use lines when trying to meet someone. If I've been dating a gal for a while, I'll throw out the cheesy lines just goofing around though. Of course, I do pay them honest compliments as well.
 
Old Nov 4, 2008 | 05:03 PM
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Ouch. A guy in business for himself can't take many hits like that.
Nope not at all Jeremy. The plumber got hit even worse than I did. We were on the job and the bank came down with the sherrif and locked it up tight. I had to prove that my tools, that were on the job, were my tools. It was a disaster.
 



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