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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 12:14 PM
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Amen.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 12:24 PM
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One entry found for guru. (as in "Posting Guru")


Main Entry: gu·ru
Pronunciation: 'gur-(")ü also g&-'rü
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural gurus
Etymology: Hindi guru, from Sanskrit guru, from guru, adjective, heavy, venerable -- more at GRIEVE
Date: 1613
1 : a personal religious teacher and spiritual guide in Hinduism


Alfred and Joe, I did not realize that you guys were Hindu's that like to post. Hmmfff
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 12:27 PM
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Yeah, comes with the religion. a free computer!! Then we learn all about these Fords, and at 2500 post we suddenly decide that Hindu sucks so we become Gun Toting Postal Workers (i.e. Postmaster)
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 12:31 PM
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Oh really? I haven't seen that one yet. I'm not a postmaster, per say, but I do tote a gun.......ooops, shame on me, I meant to say "Side arm, or pistol, or weapon" for you military boys who get to do pushups everytime they call their weapon a "Gun".

Been there, done that.

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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 12:35 PM
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That ain;t me, it is a gun, only in Correctional Custody was it reffered to at all times as a weapon, and the only time I see a gov't gun is the SPs at the gate, I do not shoot them in the military.....they do not let us play with weapons...
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 12:39 PM
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That's because "You'll shoot your eye out!"
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 12:49 PM
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THat or his other nickname is left eye willie.

It was a piece in boot camp, and a gun in the real military for me. M-16's are fun to shoot though. I want to get one. And a c-130.

What about the chip Joe?
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 01:08 PM
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Here you go man http://www.impactguns.com/store/colt_m16a1_new.html

Not cheap. Not cheap at all.

I shot 39 out of 40 pop up's at my BRM final test course at Fort Jackson SC.

Tom
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 01:16 PM
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15k for that POS????? HAHA funny...no! The ole 'grease gun' cost what? 12 dollars to make back in the 40s? And that is straight fully auto?
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 01:29 PM
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I would never...NEVER pay 75 bucks to run my truck on friggin' dyno! That's retarded! I'll wait 'till I get the track for 15 bucks.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 01:33 PM
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Oh and BTW:

I am sending my chip back for a swap with a more aggressive chip.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 01:33 PM
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But how are you oing to know your actual numbers? If I say put nitrous or a S/C on my truck I would pay the extra 75 to note how much power I was able to put into it, as for my stang, that thing will see a dyno after every upgrade and probably once a year to check on engine wear.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 01:35 PM
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Wew!! I can't even count how many times I've taken 75.00 and threw it into the sewer drain. Geez, I mean just about every single time I go out at night, it costs me at least 75 bucks. All I would need to do is to just NOT go out for ONE night, and that's the 75.00 right there. I spend that in one week in gas alone for my truck.

I get all my bikes dyno'd and love it, because they give you this really nice colorful print out graph of the torque and horsepower. And, if it's something you can be proud of because of the mods you made, you could even frame it and hang it in your garage. That's what I do, with my bikes anyway.

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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 03:11 PM
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But you can do more with the graphs. Sending Ken an A/F graph can allow him to make a chip much more aggressive. Like the other guys stated, if you ever plan on going with any kind of induction or NOS, dynos are extremely important. No offense to Ken, but IF I could afford a dyno tuned chip, I would be all over it in a heartbeat. That is where you can get every last drop of HP out of an engine.

Tom, only 75 a night? You cutting back or something? Haha. I usually spend like 30 though...but I dont usually buy a bunch of drinks, people usually buy them for me.

Anyhow, Joe, a dyno is not a bad investment at all. Not ever, especially when you are done, kinda like Tom is, building it up

Garrett
 
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Old Dec 11, 2003 | 05:07 PM
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I still would never put down 75 buck to see my numbers. Maybe if I bought a SC or something, then I'd pay the extra dough to see results, but not for a chip. You guys must be rich and not married or something. Pay your own rent, 2 new vehicle notes, and all your utilities such as gas, food, etc. while being married, and then tell me it's easy to go dyno your truck for $75. Also, make sure your wife is going full time to college! Maybe that puts you a little more in my shoes. Remember, I'm a married 21 year old guy who lives in a (basically) small town.
 
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