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Old Feb 22, 2021 | 04:14 PM
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A Douchebag qualifier thread !

OK WE ARE BACK GUYS ! WE NEED TO KEEP THIS CONCENTRATED ON WHAT WE SEE AS A OBVIOUS db NOT GET OFF THE SUBJECT OF WHAT WE JUST SAW. WE NEED PICTURES OF IT OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ! 1 THRU 11 SEEM OK but be careful with entries that are similar to #9 cause it gets a little complicated, I guess !
 
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Old Feb 22, 2021 | 04:16 PM
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Old Feb 22, 2021 | 04:26 PM
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Derrick goes to Asian night at the club.....

Derrick learned that his Chinese friend has an American name
(Joey) and a Chinese name (Yao).
He has the Covid Test & is good,
so he tests his luck at the local bar for Asian night.
He musters the courage to talk to the girls at the bar.
"Hey what's your Chinese name?" he asks.
"My name is Kristin and I'm Filipino you racist!"
Derrick shrugs his douchey shrug and walks onto the next girl and asks again.
"What's your Chinese name?"
"I'm Lindsay and I'm Korean you racist!"
Derrick shrugs again working those douche muscles real good and moves onto the next girl.
So he asks again, "Hey what's your Chinese name?"
"I told you it's Kristin you Douchebag !"
 
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Old Feb 22, 2021 | 05:25 PM
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Old Feb 22, 2021 | 06:48 PM
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Old Feb 22, 2021 | 08:05 PM
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Yeo U just know I can't resist this picture & adding this to Douchebag qualifier, common and Ground having 124 volts and 248 volts in the 120 volt wiring of what should be in that circuits switch! This is why Electricians like insolation and test, test and more tests.
 
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Old Feb 22, 2021 | 08:12 PM
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Training our young to watch out for what can happen is a great choice

 
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Old Feb 22, 2021 | 09:47 PM
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Purr-fect !
 
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Agreeable Douchebag Material. About half way ! And Meat Packing with John Oliver !
 
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Old Feb 24, 2021 | 08:50 PM
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what can possibly go wrong here ! Underware with wastebands that roll up ?
 
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PT -- what us that expensive looking yellow thing?
 
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Old Feb 25, 2021 | 10:53 AM
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Old Feb 25, 2021 | 12:11 PM
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That looks a lot like a "tuned up" version of this:


 
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Old Feb 25, 2021 | 12:57 PM
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Ground warms up planting time !


the Throne people are busy again & the Toilet paper Seed is ready to sprout !
 
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