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That is a very good point.
wait....painting.......checking thread
Ok......I've had a philosophy all my life. Hang out with dudes who have more cash and brains than I do. Why you say???
BECAUSE THEY GET YOU INTO THE VIP SECTION!!!!
Now......Teddy...Survey dude has brains to outrun bears. Limited $$
HRTKD.....some kind of chemistry professor. Cerebral in food genetic engineering. Limited or Platinum
ForCal......Cali high roller....occupation unknown, no matter still Cali high roller.....cerebral tech ninja. Chess Grand Master. Limited or Platinum
AdirondEx......i assume some CEO dude.....drinks $$$ liquor. Cruises in Vettes, refers to them as just a car. Limited or Platinum
Matt....Auto plant tech dude. 2nd shift $$. Has nekkid chics in his yard beside a bada-- garage. Limited or Platinum
BowtieConvert......CEO dude.....buys more land....."just because it's there" . Has a Master's degree in Forestry. Limited or Platinum
BroncoRN....Covid-19 vaccine inventor dude. Cerebral in the art of "post just enough and leave them wanting more"
Limited or Platinum
Mike.....city go to fix problems dude. $$ Runs a crew. Former Jersey Don$$ Cerebral in local government. XLT, LIMITED, PLATINUM?? one of these
Anyway.....just to reassure my homies, when I go up to Tech, I WILL NOT LET YOU DUDES DOWN WITH ANY UNSAVORY STX BEHAVIOR!!!!! BASEMENT PROTOCOL BABY!!!!
Im probably low man on Totem pole here man. My dually is an STX so I’m the pauper guy in the pics...
^^ I thought Teddy might be the most twisted and demented, in a good way, individual on here but then along comes this guy and his stick memes! ^^
Originally Posted by TeddyD
OMG Matt. You are the Swiss Army knife of gifs. 😂😂😂
The man's talent is truly legendary
Sort of painting......checking thread
Ok question....I need some street cred. Now you Tech dude regulars are regular Tech dudes who on a regular basis throw down good Tech advice.
Ya'll got any code words or tech lingo that I can throw out there?
C12H24 and Joe T kinda look at me like this......
I need to show them I'm a player.....like ForCal
I'll go newbie since I'm venturing into hardcore Tech world.
Thanks in advance
^This
I hate that phrase. Know what that really means!?
I'm too damn lazy to keep up. I'll check back 3 days from now
LOL..... Teddy giving the Sermon on the FTE Mount and Skags is undoing the whole damned thing......
But, I'm pretty sure Skags has the "smartest guy in the room going incognito" drift. You know the one kind of under dressed for the occasion, maybe shorts & t-shirt in church or flip flops on a Friday night at the upscale steak house. Knows he's getting the side eye from the skinny jeans crowd, hipsters, and posers. Belches loud enough to be heard and maybe even crop dusts the ones with the fancy cropped hair do's on the way to the men's room. Knows he's a man's man with a pocket full of Franklins and a butt-load more where those came from. Shows Wifey maximum, respect in public and gives schmuck in Mini-Cooper evil eye for sitting in car playing on his phone while GF pumps gas. That's how our man rolls.
Well, after Scags post, this might be either great timing or poor timing to post this. I had it ready so here it is..... 😂
Originally Posted by BowtieConvert
LOL..... Teddy giving the Sermon on the FTE Mount and Skags is undoing the whole damned thing......
But, I'm pretty sure Skags has the "smartest guy in the room going incognito" drift. You know the one kind of under dressed for the occasion, maybe shorts & t-shirt in church or flip flops on a Friday night at the upscale steak house. Knows he's getting the side eye from the skinny jeans crowd, hipsters, and posers. Belches loud enough to be heard and maybe even crop dusts the ones with the fancy cropped hair do's on the way to the men's room. Knows he's a man's man with a pocket full of Franklins and a butt-load more where those came from. Shows Wifey maximum, respect in public and gives schmuck in Mini-Cooper evil eye for sitting in car playing on his phone while GF pumps gas. That's how our man rolls.
OMG TEDDY!!!!
I'M PRINTING THIS!!!
BOW!!!! I DO APPRECIATE THE COLORFUL 3D PAINTING OF ME!!!
You never know i might see something in the "want ads" and bail for greener territory job wise. Putting you down as a reference could work out for me..
Now... on my resume.....I'm going to put 90% of what you said down as "personal strengths".
Smartest.....I appreciate that, but might be a tough sell when they give me the alone in the room with a donut don't eat test.....I KNOW I'LL EAT THE DAMN DONUT. EVEN IF THE BOX SAYS.....FRED OR JIMMY OR HOWEVER.
So you might have to go Skype and get up close with reference cover fire.
Speaking of fire....I'll show them I can belch louder than the alarm so as to help save people.
The money thing..... wifes ticked I took out a 3rd mortgage from Slicks Home loans just so I could go to the truck stop and throw down a Franklin for a Rockstar and Skoal. Gotta look redneck cool.
BOW!!!! I DO APPRECIATE THE COLORFUL 3D PAINTING OF ME!!!
You never know i might see something in the "want ads" and bail for greener territory job wise. Putting you down as a reference could work out for me..
Now... on my resume.....I'm going to put 90% of what you said down as "personal strengths".
Smartest.....I appreciate that, but might be a tough sell when they give me the alone in the room with a donut don't eat test.....I KNOW I'LL EAT THE DAMN DONUT. EVEN IF THE BOX SAYS.....FRED OR JIMMY OR HOWEVER.
So you might have to go Skype and get up close with reference cover fire.
Speaking of fire....I'll show them I can belch louder than the alarm so as to help save people.
The money thing..... wifes ticked I took out a 3rd mortgage from Slicks Home loans just so I could go to the truck stop and throw down a Franklin for a Rockstar and Skoal. Gotta look redneck cool.
I'M HOME DUDES!!!!! LET'S MOW!!!!!
And you have the best collection of urinal cakes out there!! Every size, color & flavor! You got em all!!
Jim reminded me of one. Unintended tailgate opening after recall. Fix is to disconnect batteries, take out passenger seat, install ejection seat, shoot wife through broken sunroof and then go to the dealer to repair the botched tailgate recall fix.
Edit. Must reinstall batteries for ejection seat to work.
Ta da
It's 95% complete. Some of the hydraulics have been backordered so they will pick it up and put them on at a later date. Now, if I could get a build date for my F250...
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